JESSE's definitions

mske

To Mske is to bring ones self to a public forum and plea to the gods to guide one's self and one's foe through battle with the hopes of gaining strength in terms of SP so one might be able to defeat greater foes through mskeing as well.

My Friends and I mske frequently on KaoticKontrol.cjb.net

by Jesse March 12, 2004

benalia

Benalia is a penis that, when erect, curves downward like a banana.
(Origin- Arizona circa 2001)

"It was so funny, he had a freakin benalia."
"She deep throated that benalia."

by Jesse April 4, 2005

ruckus

Buttholeasssphincterpoop chute

I got a running start when I stuck it in her ruckus!!

by Jesse March 10, 2004

plowing new ground

1. To actually be farming land; digging into new dirt

2. Exploring new ideas; digging into new dirt

3. Fucking a girl for the first time; digging into new dirt

origin: Utah, circa 1869

originator: Joseph Smith; planting seeds, while creating a new religion, while sowing his seed with his 4 wives

1. "we're plowing new ground today, we've run out of space in the garden"

2. "with the new PenisPLUS Erection Extender, you will please her more than you could imagin!"

3. "i'm plowing new ground with jenny tonight. i might use that new Penis thing.."

by jesse March 29, 2004

Amish

Something that is lame, uncool, stupid, or otherwise unworthy of further consideration.

"Man, that is so Amish that Susie dumped Jane! I wanted to get together with both of them!"

by Jesse October 15, 2004

Pwebfo

A mysterious typo which has a hidden meaning. Not even it's owner can fully understand it.

Damn, you dirty ass pwebfo. Get off my lawn.

by Jesse August 26, 2003

oss

Origin: "Yer awesome!"

A sarcastic insult generally used when someone or something is very kee. Kee and oss can be used in the same sentence to create more variety and affectiveness.

"You're an oss person!"
"Oss guy!"

by Jesse May 3, 2004