Nirvana

A state of complete and total understanding. Used primarily in Buddhism. A person undergoes a series of reincarnations, gaining knowledge and learning lessons for each. With each reincarnation, one gains or loses an amount of karma, or magical force. Once one has received a specific amount of karma, he is able to break away from the cycle of reincarnations, and enter the state of being known as nirvana. Those who have reached such a state are considered buddhas, in honor of the religion's founder, Siddhartha, or the Buddha.

Nirvana, comming to a divine plane of existance near you!

by Jerry September 06, 2004

coochee

snatch,pussy,cunt,shaky pudding,honey hole whatever

Jessica,give me some coochee...........Please. I like your choochee I mean coochee, got to have some, I need some right now.

by Jerry February 25, 2004

Macarity

hottest, biggest boobs, roundest butt in the whole world

she is macarity jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

by Jerry February 22, 2005

munter

the eating of the inner fluids of a deciesed female. Originating from victorian times.

Jerry was the munter for he was the one eating the inner fluids of Mrs Jamerson 1840-1875

by Jerry November 05, 2002

Transubstantiation

The transformation of bread and wine to the body and blood of Jesus Christ. Done in the ritual of the mass by Christians. In short, illogical bullshit.

Johnny: "People have been eating Jesus for two thousand years?"
Father Smith: "That's right."
Johnny: "Wouldn't His body be used up by now?"
Father Smith: ...oh, look Johnny. You're parents are leaving. See you next week.

by Jerry November 15, 2004

gomer

pulling a bulls penis out of an incision below the anus to prevent breeding.

If I catch my husband with my kids again I will give him a gomer!

by Jerry July 14, 2003

puddy

(v.) when you stare at someone squinting your eyes you give someone the puddy look.

This idiot that I was talking to gave me the puddy.

by jerry January 26, 2005