Sir Alex

Term used to refer to any deeply miserable and extremely pedantic Scotsman. In reality, there are very few Scotsmen who don't meet this description.

This is my mate Del, he's a regular Sir Alex...

by Jeremy March 10, 2005

Shag Ass

To run fast.

The cops showed up so I had to shag ass.

by Jeremy March 23, 2004

cockmaster

One who has the expertise or know-how to govern a cock; One who knows all on the topic of 'cock': One who handles a cock better than the rest.

Dude. My girlfriend is the best cockmaster in all the lands.

by Jeremy November 26, 2004

monkorn

a ancient penis eater of the dinosaur speices

my monkorn ate my penis

by jeremy August 28, 2003

chism

to chill

Homey1: "Yo i'm so extremely heated right now!"

Homey2: "Chismmmmmm"

by Jeremy April 19, 2004

Meat Flab

See vagina, pussy, cunt

Ew, look at that meat flab

by Jeremy November 27, 2004

frigginblingtastic

so blingin no one can believe it

damn, that car is frigginblingtastic

by Jeremy December 09, 2003