JEREMY's definitions

ho ho queen

heather brown from messedup.net

Hostess' main share holder

by jeremy December 23, 2003

dinner hair

ma's best wig, which is only to be brought out for nice dinner occasions.

"billy bob! we have guests! time to put on the Dinner Hair!"

"goddammit! you ruined my dinner hair!"

by jeremy January 14, 2004

Cheeky Bonks

Used to describe a motorcycle helemet. First heard in Vanilla Ices huge hit "Cool as Ice". It has since been used alot in California.

"Sup G check out my new Cheeky Bonks"
"Yo man, where your Cheeky Bonks be at?"

by Jeremy July 5, 2004

funky

A word that office losers and yuppies use to describe something that's not normal in thier day to day repetative world.

"There's something funky with this order I'm working on here."
"I am on my way over to a meeting, but I can't seem to find it. Someone gave me some funky directions."
"This new massaging chair I got at Sharper Image is pretty funky!"

by Jeremy April 13, 2005

Showgirls

The act of spending lots of money on a movie, and seeing it tank in the box office.

Stupid "Lara Croft 2" did a Showgirls.

by Jeremy November 24, 2003

Ultra Schwey

A superlative that goes far beyond the bounds of cool - should be reserved only for when something truly is ultra schwey. Never used in an ironic fashion.

I wasn't sure I would like it, but that really was ultra schwey.

by Jeremy January 2, 2004

mang

comes from the word "Mangle" it means to screw something up, to damage something or to be an idiot

(1)You sure manged that up good
(2)Way to mang out and hang out with your girl 24-7
(3)His face looks manged

by Jeremy July 21, 2003