JEN's definitions

Fag Bag

a person who masters the concept of being a fucking idiot

My boyfriend Adam Bishop is a fag bag sometimes.

by Jen February 25, 2005

bonerific

able to make the male genital area rise with ambition

"aw man, when that girl Tia walks into the room, i can't help myself, she's so bonerific"

by Jen April 21, 2004

upper east side

A 1/4 square mile hellhole full of some of the most classless wealthy/moderately affluent people alive. An area of Manhattan smeared with dog shit and smelling strongly of piss. The UES is full of rude old people with tacky accents who wear fur in 55-degree weather. It is also home of the brattiest children alive, all of which who have a minority nanny or are cocaine-snorthing whores.

Remember the movie Cruel Intentions? Throw a few thousand of those little ParisHiltonesque pursepuppies, and there's your accurate depiction of the upper east sider.

by jen May 15, 2005

omazing

To affect with great wonder; astonish. To bewilder, perplex.
To surprise greatly. Inspiring awe or admiration or wonder.

Derived from the M&M's Mmazing commericals.

She does an omazing amount of work.
New York is an omazing city.

by Jen January 4, 2006

mobbing

speeding, moving at high speeds

i was mobbing down the freeway at like 85

by Jen November 20, 2003

flant

A flant is a flying ant. Duh.

I think a flant just flew up my nose.

by Jen January 13, 2005

Stacy Kiebler

Useless, interchangeable WWE bimbo kept under contract mostly for the personal pleasure of Vince McPervert.

Men seem to have a thing for girls with abnormally long legs who look like they're 12 otherwise

by jen September 6, 2004