TBSE

The Best Sex Ever...sex with the one u love

Last night i had TBSE!

by Jen August 27, 2004

haf

Stands for "Having A Fit" made up by Chloe and is used when something is funny.

"i had your ma last night"
"HAF HAF HAF HAF"

by Jen February 11, 2005

Karim

one is owns all and is sexified to unimaginable extents.

antonym: pussy, queer, homo

the karim has taken over the planet yet again

by Jen September 04, 2003

play it off

To make someone believe that you don't know something, or that something doesn't bother you.

He was bothering me but I just played it off.
I didn't want her to know I was drinking, so I played it off.

by Jen September 22, 2003

cuntbag

A term of effection; generally a wife or serious girlfriend

The cuntbag packed me leftovers for lunch again.

by Jen August 25, 2006

potato

Quite similar to an alligator or baboon.
Used as "See you later, you big potato"

See also:
"See you soon, you big baboon"
"See you later, alligator"

by Jen December 22, 2004

Speculum

A speculum is a device that allows one to gently open a body cavity (ie. the vagina or anus). It generally consists of two smooth spatulas which move apart when the handle is squeezed.

Billy used the 'speculum' to open Gary's anus.

by Jen November 13, 2003