JEN's definitions

prohibited

Things which you are not supposed to do, but choose to do.

I did not plan to do something so prohibited in a rented cadillac, but sometimes a chance stumbles into your life and you just have to go with it.

by Jen March 29, 2004

blow jobs

When a girl sucks n rubs a mans cock with her tounge and lips till he cums. you can choose to swallow or not

Mmmm salty!

by Jen November 10, 2003

'Reakin' Fretard

(1)Slang for "freakin' Retard". (2)Slang for "Stinkin' Freakin' Retard".

Damn you're a 'reakin' fretard!

by Jen June 18, 2006

Spike TV

"Nashville Network" Version 2 disguised under a different name and lack of squaredancing shows.

The first network for men. Because we know how all men share a brain.

by jen September 6, 2004

cum stain

whats all over my bed

i had a cum stain on my black t-shirt, i banged her in that mini skirt

by jen December 16, 2003

Costa Rica

A place for new beginnigs and starlit beaches where waves hypnotize and words are recognized as irrelevant.

He will find me on a beach in Costa Rica wearing a white bikini and playing songs of the mariachi on my guitarra.

by Jen March 13, 2004

moco

adj Descriptive term used to indicate residents of Montgomery County. Often used by those who resent people who make more money than they do.

#1: Dude, look at that MoCo guy.
#2: Rich bastard.
#1: Yeah, I can't believe he has a job.
#2: The nerve.

by Jen February 20, 2004