170 definitions by JEN
by JEN September 5, 2003
by JEN September 6, 2004
by JEN December 1, 2004
by JEN February 8, 2005
An extremely common creature, generally found in urban areas of Scotland. A typical herding animal, they move in packs and pick on weaker species. All neds follow a formula in their appearance in an attempt to fit in with the group and not get their heads kicked in. The male of the species is particularly stupid, and having no guidance, only gets worse. The female of the species is very similar. Usually, neds begin to breed at about the age of 6, though pregnancy can only be achieved after the age of 12. A nedette can be expected to produce about 4 offspring every five years.
Mr Smith : Do you want some money?
Charlene : Yer maw!
Mr Smith : How about you? Do you want something to eat?
Adele : **** you!
Mr Smith : Good grief. But surely you...
JYT guy : Haw, pure mad mental!
Mr Smith : gasp
Charlene : Yer maw!
Mr Smith : How about you? Do you want something to eat?
Adele : **** you!
Mr Smith : Good grief. But surely you...
JYT guy : Haw, pure mad mental!
Mr Smith : gasp
by JEN December 14, 2004
Most definately not Mark McCabe
by JEN April 12, 2005
by JEN March 17, 2005