JEM's definitions

easy tiger

Yorkshire term 'Easy, Tiger!' meaning calm down.

'I'm gonna kill you'
'Easy, Tiger!'

by Jem November 4, 2003

Salad

A salad is a term to define an attractive looking female that looks as if she is worth having sexual intercourse with.

Shes a fucken' salad mate, I'd go her no questions asked.

by Jem August 16, 2004

metro sexual

another example of American society's unwillingness, or perhaps inability, to embrace a diverse, pluralistic society by creating absurd definitions and labels that are based on irrational fears of sexuality, socially ingrained stereotypes, and in general, a thoughtless, mindless, unexperienced, rigged, and isolated American way of life.

contrary to conventional wisdom, personal hygiene, skin care, and a positive self image are not directly correlated with sucking penis...there are countless examples of this arcross the word. if you need specifics we imagine you lack substatial life experience.

by jem June 22, 2004

thrush

An annoying little boy that just won't leave you alone no matter how much you scratch him.

I wish he would leave me alone, he's such an annoying cunt.

by JEM August 16, 2004

bonjiggalo

A French male prostitute.

When sally was Last visiting Paris, she was approached by a bonjiggalo who was offering her a good time.

by Jem August 16, 2004

munch dawgs

The hunger cravings one gets when under the influence of a specific illicit drug. We don't say munchies anymore, we say much dawgs cos its much trippyer (especially when stoned).

"after that last sesh harold got the munch dawgs hardcore"

by Jem August 17, 2004

Birds nest

reference to female genitalia

person - 'i pecked her birds nest!'

by jem December 12, 2003