tenacious d

This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute
Greated Band in the WORLD!!!!
Jack Black = God!!!
whe his forces are joined with Kyle Gass the effects are amazing!
they are sex
"Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.
2-part skat
Spoken
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.
Sung
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
Skat
All right! All right!"
by jd July 24, 2004
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cocoa queef

Man i was going down on her for 45 minutes she was screamin' "Oh god oh god" then she let out a cocoa queef!
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Snatch Net

A womans under garment, which, guards her snatch from chafing
"when i took off her pants it revealed her pink snatch net"
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jinx

a curse

the fact that something always goes wrong when a certain item/person is involved means that the item/person is jinxed
Yeah, that guy sure was jinxed. He broke an axle from three of his just-purchased brand new Rolls-Royces while wheeling down the freeway. The dealer eventually sold him a Toyota Corolla, but that thing broke down too. Imagine!
by Jd May 03, 2004
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chump change

a BRoke ass man who cant get a job or has a low paying job and only make chump change
Damn that dude is making chump change
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Panda Bomb

When you get head and manage to get the whole package (cock and balls) in the girl's mouth. For best effect make sure to stand like a sumo wrestler.
Damn man, this bitch had the biggest mouth and gave me the best Panda bomb of my life.
by JD October 08, 2004
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scranus

The area between the ass and the balls.
by JD April 11, 2003
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