JB's definitions

cranberry sauce

Repulsive red form of fanny batter expelled during rag week from a nasty stinkbox

"I pulled her panties down and her vertical bacon sandwich was covered in fucking cranberry sauce!"

by JB July 19, 2003

blood mouse

Device for the collection of cranberry sauce from a hellbitch's crevice during ragweek.
A tampon.

"she left her bloodmouse floating in the toilet. fucking bestwoodite!"

by JB July 19, 2003

hooly

Unreasonably strong winds, generally in excess of force 7.

Its blowin a hooly out there.

by Jb July 21, 2003

dude count

(Canadian) Whence giving a party, the amount of dudes on the invite list, corresponds naturally to the amount of dude attendees. The higher the dude count, the lamer the soiree unless you're a raving iron.

"Dude - I'm not going to that shwag... Look at the dude count!"

by JB July 23, 2003

bestwoodite

A slag who comes from bestwood estate, Nottingham, UK.

check out that dirty bestwoodite, she mings like the shit on my shox man.

by JB October 14, 2003

Vertical bacon sandwich

The outer layers of a slutbitchwhore's dirty stinkbox

Hey slut, giz a munch on your vertical bacon sandwich

by JB October 17, 2003

Stinkbox

The growthplace of a bestwoodite's teenage pregnancy

she had a right dirty stinkbox.

by JB October 17, 2003