JAck's definitions

Ru Show

to ruin someone by making fun of them

He Just ru showed your ass!

by Jack April 28, 2003

Jappaz

Playful term for Japanese. Like Flip for Filipino or Viet for Vietnamese. Not to be confused with Jap. Sometimes pronouced as Japperz

Oh shi man, those Jappaz are hot!

Man, those Japperz are crazy at drifting.

by Jack February 3, 2005

snizzpod

A woman's private garden.

Elizabeth washs her snizzpod every day to prevent infection.

by jack April 28, 2003

kesha

when you are backed up with poo for a long time and it just droppes out

I have to take a keshapoo.

by jack January 1, 2005

Romanian Handshake

To fuck a pregnant woman, and the fetus gives you a blow job.

Dude, bonus points if you get twins!

by jack November 24, 2003

cheeseburger

a form of currancy used by the impoverished to buy drugs

yo gotta any crack? i got these cheeseburgers man. man i suck yo dick

by jack March 9, 2003

Majora's Mask

1. Shorthand for the sequel to the Nintendo 64 hit "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time," "Majora's Mask" gave the player a mere three in-game days to save the land of Termina from certain destruction. To aid in his quest, the main character, Link, was able to travel back to the instant he first set foot in Termina. Also called "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask."

2. The main enemy of the aforementioned game, Majora's Mask was a mask with an evil spirit trapped inside, capable of turning even the most kind of creatures into a puppet, manipulated to perform the most heinous of acts.

1. In the game "Majora's Mask," Link had but three days to save the land, the people, and himself.

2. Majora's Mask's main weakness was its soft backside; with a good aim and a bit of practice, it became remarkably easy to defeat.

by Jack January 31, 2005