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Definitions by JAck

paper launch

A release of a product, especially a computer component, in extremely limited quantities, making it very difficult for consumers to get their hands on. The purpose of this is generally for a company to be able to say "we have the fastest chip", before they can actually produce large numbers of them.

Thus, the product isn't really "launched" to the market, it's only launched in press releases, hence "paper" launches.
"Hey man, I can't find any vendors that sell the new, ultra-fast Intel chip. Have you found it anywhere yet?"

"Nope, nobody has it. It's just another paper launch."
paper launch by Jack September 12, 2005

ranch tooth

Much like a sweet tooth craves sweets, the ranch tooth craves Wendy's ranch chicken sandwiches. However this makes social situations awkward, as the foot-tall, hatted tooth is prone to shout out "RANCH!" in any situation.
Just tell your stupid ranch tooth to shut up!
ranch tooth by Jack September 5, 2005

jelly roll 

When you carry a roll of $1 or other small denomination bills and put a $100 or other large denomination bill on top of it to make yourself appear much wealthier.
You think he's loaded? All he's got is a jelly roll.
jelly roll by Jack June 19, 2005
a blow job that any person of the same or oppistite sex would give you preferably the opposite sex
o man she gave me a blowie last night!
blowie by JACK June 17, 2005
a derrogatory word used against someone attracted to the same sex - usually males
John: That guy is hot!

James: HOMO!!!!!
homo by jack May 13, 2005

muduh fuckah 

like mother fucker. it is a cooler and nicer way for some to say it.
wut a muduh fuckah. he gave me an F
muduh fuckah by Jack May 13, 2005

urethra bubble 

urethra bubble, a blob of sperm which is stuck, then blows out like a bubble. is used to define someone who is being a real pain for it is painful.
can happen when kicked in the nuts too hard.
my kids are just a bunch of urethra bubbles. or the fucking uerthra bubbles are trying eat the paste
urethra bubble by jack May 13, 2005