JAck's definitions

Halo 2

BEST GAME EVER!!!!!! FOR XBOX!!! a GAME THAT IS SO ADDICTING ITS POWERED WITH COCAINE

Mom:Hey its time for school

Sum1:NO U FUKEN HORE IM PLAYING HALO 2 IM NEVER STOP PLAYING IT

by jack November 14, 2004

gruelsome

of or relating to grueling

Boy is that gruelsome

by Jack May 13, 2005

tampon-training

A man who wears a tampon in his ass for the entire time the woman in his life is on her period in order for him to identify with her. When she changes hers he too is allowed to change his.

His days of tampon-training made him more sensitive to her mood swings.

by Jack June 19, 2004

yons

short miget that likes the cock

hey ur a yons

by jack April 28, 2003

sex machine

1.) a person that can go on having sex for interminable amounts of time on end
2.) someone whom the women love and always want to have sex with
3.) me

mmm jack. You are such a sex machine. I wanna have sex with you all the time. Please eat me out and suck my tits. Can I give you a blowjob? Please have sex with me.

by jack January 25, 2004

rolling stone

A magazine that started off being cool, in the 60s, and is now a bi-weekly trove of bullshit extolling rap "music" as the next frontier in art.

I cancled my subscription to Rolling Stone after they compared Eminem to Elvis.

by Jack November 4, 2003

quish

The substance that oozes out of a vagina all day long after getting cum inside of.

"This damn quish is has made a wet spot on my white pants"

"Don't cum inside me again, I don't want to be quishy all day"

by Jack January 17, 2005