JAY's definitions

Afroman

the hordest and craziest nukka alive! he be smoking that bomb chron-dizzle!

Can't get drunk. Can't get blunted. LA County, 95 hundred.
Crips wanna take my All-stars. Bloods wanna eat my Snicker bars.
Them peckerwoods don't want none, but the Mexican's straight own one.
Them Essays, (???) that Essays always try to test me,
So I jumped off the bed, cause I ain't no punk. Jammed his head up against the bunk.
Socked that Cholo in his chin. Black mutha-fuckas scared to jump in.
Sheriff broke it up when we hit the floor. I kept talkin' shit cause I want some more.
Back in town, we get along with the brown. Now I'm in jail, they tryin' to beat me down.
Jail is hell, but I'll adapt. Won't hesitate to get in a scrap.
'Cause I'm down for mine, and that's for certain, sittin' in the hole with my knuckles hurtin'.

by jay November 25, 2004

jiffylube

To masterbate with car oil.

Jessie had to relax so he jiffylubed it.

by Jay April 6, 2005

diao

Native Taiwanese Word. Literally means "penis". Slang to mean "Cool"/"Hip"

He's so DIAO
That dance was diao yo

by JAY August 26, 2004

schwanson

It is EVERYTHING. Not a person or a place just a thing.

Johnson: Can you help me lift that schwanson?

Fritz: No, that is a gigantic schwanson.

by Jay June 26, 2004

duce duces

noun-22 inch wheels

I got that new benz truck sittin on duce duces.

by Jay January 24, 2004

SPOKES

what a girl has on her a**hole BEFORE its penetrated.

If she has all of her spokes left that means she's never had anal penetration.

by Jay January 18, 2004

Missle Toe

a visible hanging nut sack when someone moons you

Kurt moon'd the croud...not only did they see his ass, they saw his missle toe too

by Jay November 28, 2003