JASON's definitions

anal cavity

The awesome crevice right outside of a girls anus. Caused when the pants are really wedged up there....

"wow her pants were up there pretty far, I could see her anal cavity as well as her camel toe"

by Jason December 28, 2004

Wassel

(Noun)One who commonly talks to figments of his or her imagintation and demands that they exist even though those fictitious characters do not.

Granny walked in on Michael while he was masturbating and asked who he was talking to and Mike stated that it was a 2000 year-old mechanical dog named Harvey Dog along with Sugar Crisp Cereal Spokesbear Sugar Bear. Because Mike was a wassel and had no true grasp of logic he insisted that the dog and bear were actually there watching him holding towels even though they were not.

by Jason February 24, 2004

Dangeresque

n. A famous movie character from a trilogy by Strongbad, starring Coach Z as Ronaldo, Bubs as the evil villain, and Strongbad as Dangeresque.

a. "I won't let you die Dangeresque!"
"Don't worry, dying's not on the menu!"

b. Dangeresque: "But the elevator in this building is broken, so I guess I'll have to jump!"

by Jason November 10, 2003

fuckfish

1. A person who is such an asshole that he supasses any name or remark.

Damn man I hate you so much.... you are a fuckfish!

by Jason July 23, 2003

donkey dick

smirnoff or mikes hard lemonade in the 24oz. bottles

damn girl what are you drinking, a donkey dick

by jason May 13, 2005

Pitch a Duce

To take a shit

Dude where is the bathroom? I've gotta pitch a duce.

by Jason November 10, 2003

Peccary

A small pig inhabiting the area between North America and South America with a particularly intuitive concept of calendar years

lets eats the shit out a some o that Peccary meats, yuns!!!

by Jason January 8, 2004