JASON's definitions

mutha

a synonym for "nigga" or "buddy". Or a word used when you're mad at someone and don't feel like wasting your time saying thier name.

J: "Hey mutha, wanna take a turn playing Metal Gear Solid 3?"
Dan: "Yeah, mutha"
....or
-"Can you pass that over here."
-"Sure you stupid mutha."

by JASON December 6, 2004

Safe Sex

When two safes have sex

Look, those safes are getting it on.

by Jason March 1, 2004

markolepsy

Condition wherein the stated objective is to work but being un-able to do so from a severe lack of concentration brought on by a lack of caffeine and an addiction to magazines.

Tom was supposed to write up his report last night but a case of markolepsy kept him from finishing it.

by Jason July 31, 2004

biatch

one who is feable or pathetic; one who acts out of cowardace (usually male); origin: Snoop Dogg

News anchor Bill O'Reilly

by Jason May 13, 2005

Role-player

Generally A person who indulges in Roleplaying games (RPG's)that involve two or more people. popularized by the infamous Dungeons and dragons games. With the advance of computer technology, Roleplaying games and their creation is becoming something of a lost art, and therefore Role-players in the orginal sense of the word are becoming harder and harder to find.

That guy runs two games, and plays in two others.. he's quite a role-player.

by Jason February 4, 2004

updowns

when you are drunk and the room is spinning so you cant go to seelp. you ay down, you sit up, yotu lay down, you situp. it sux

i am drujnk, so ihave the updowns

by jason November 11, 2004

Blue-bunny

An object, and/or animal that is known to have sexual attributes.

The Blue-bunny was cought in the arms of that fairly large man.

by Jason September 27, 2003