JASON's definitions

Girls

Rumored to be real; urban myth.

Girls come in three different formats: *.JPG, *.GIF, and *.PNG.

by Jason October 5, 2005

Lemmiwinks

(noun) Name of the gerbil on South Park that was stuck in Mr. Slave's ass and proceeded on a great adventure to find freedom through the esophogus. Later named the gerbil king.

A gerbil.

by Jason December 6, 2003

simpsons

The greatest show in the history of telivision.

Turn that war bullshit off, the Simpsons are on.

by jason June 2, 2003

walls

Your future world ruler... of video games

There's no example good enough for him

by jason July 27, 2003

Morphenomenal

The word used by me and the other Power Rangers to describe our new powers and Zords!

These new Thunderzords are morphenomenal!!!

by Jason March 12, 2004

Dojiah

Chronic, Dank, Sticky Icky

Damn, who's got that Dojiah?

by Jason August 29, 2003

s.o.f.a.

Sweater Over Fat Ass; when a fine girl ties a sweater around her waste to cover up her fat ass.

That girl is off the hook, but careful of that sofa!

by Jason July 4, 2003