JASON's definitions

Heidi

This girl that is way cool.

Im going to the beach with Heidi on the 27th.

by Jason June 19, 2003

Rhykeey

One crazy motherfucker.

Rhykeey said "I want a blowjob in which the girl has pop rocks in her mouth."

by Jason February 14, 2005

blow monkey

Person who is very fond of powder cocaine

Yeah, he does a lot of it, he's a real blow monkey.

by Jason February 5, 2005

ball film

The sticky film you get on your balls on a hot day.

Man, i need to wash my balls, they're covered in ball film!

by Jason November 14, 2004

flippity floppity floop

Black people always used to say, "I'm in the house" instead of "I'm here." But then white people all started to say "in the house" so we switched it to "in the hizzouse." Hizzouse became hizzizzouse, and then white folk started saying that, and we had to change it to hizzie, then "in the hizzle" which we had to change to "hizzle fo shizzle," and now, because white people say "hizzle fo shizzle," we have to say "flippity floppity floop."

Come on, Mr. Slave! Let's get back to our flippity floppity floop.

by Jason July 13, 2004

zoebel

The conscious abstention from masturbation in an effort to make future acts of sex more intense and pleasurable. Can be used as adjective or a verb.

I can't play basketball today because I have to beat off. I've been zoebelling for 3 days so it's going to be good!

by Jason June 28, 2004

road rules

A show about a bunch of dumbasses traveling to places they have no idea about on MTV.

Road Rule sucks and it should be cancelled.

by Jason August 1, 2003