JASON's definitions

stumpy fawker

someone who wants to be a hick

you little stumpy fawker!

by Jason June 30, 2003

cum guzzling sperm burping bitch

A classic sex move in which you fire a big load down your favorite biatch's throat, followed by handing her a can of her favorite highly carbonated beverage. After she takes a big drink, vigorously shake her head back and forth and enjoy the show!

A big nut and a can of warm Jolt transformed Kelly into a cum guzzling sperm burping bitch last night.

by Jason January 9, 2004

pussy make looser

a dildo like toy that is designed to make the tightest of all pussies and anus to become loose. It is inserted into the vagina or anus and is pumped full of air. It expands very fast and stretches the pussy or anus to an unfathomable looseness. Enjoy!

This pussy make looser made my pussy real loose!

by Jason March 25, 2003

Bobum

The same as the first definition.

Gorb the bum eats all day. While Hob cooks the food and eats it all day.

by Jason April 27, 2003

On Like Ramadan

Used by USAF Airman, particularly flightline personnel, to describe the beginning of a flight, war, game, or any other major event. Comes from the Ramadan day missile strikes of the Clinton administration on Iraq.

"We're going back into Iraq, It's on like ramadan!"

by Jason April 20, 2005

MARTA

Atlanta's heavy rail transit system that is underfunded to keep "those people" out of the white sparwlburbs.

I hate seeing MARTA trains zip by on 400 while stuck in traffic during my two hour commute home to Woodstock.

by Jason June 19, 2004

buck 50

In reference to weight, one hundred and fifty pounds.

How much do you weigh?

'Bout a buck 50.

by Jason April 1, 2005