JASON's definitions

muffitis

1) Contagious vaginal irritability
2) When males act like wimpy females

1) Mom, I need you to call me off of school. I seem to have a severe case of muffitis...it's spreading like rapid fire and I don't want anyone else to catch it!!!
2) Me and Dooch wanted to go to Walmart to ride the bikes, but our pussy of a friend Michael was opposed to the idea. He must have had a hint of muffitis.

by Jason March 27, 2005

felcher

Someone who butt fucks a man or animal, and licks off the remnents.

When Richard Sagneri was finished butt fucking the male goat, he then proceded to lick off the remaining cum and shit pieces.

by Jason March 26, 2005

squee

A squeegee without a handle.

Hand me that squee so I can wipe this beer up off the gameboy.

by jason March 24, 2005

Pwnface

(verb) - To destroy, deride, defame, or degrade.

"If that guy looks at me again, I'm gonna pwnface his dental work."

by Jason March 24, 2005

The Joy Luck Club

The shittiest required to read book one will ever read in high skool. It is basically about mother-daughter relationships and has absolutely no plot line whatsoever. DO NOT READ REPEAT DO NOT READ!!

I never had a relationship with my mother boo hoo hoo. I have two half-sisters in CHINA!!?? OMFG!! I need to see them and realize my chines identity and my connection to my mother!!!! THE END >|

by Jason March 22, 2005

disclude

to exclude or not to include; the logical opposite of include

Most people I know are cool, but this discludes you.

by Jason March 20, 2005

Sintacle

Name given to the most beautiful person in the world and sweetest soul I've ever met.

Sintacle has stolen my heart.

by Jason March 20, 2005