JASON's definitions

cockananny

cockananny1-to talk gibberish
cockananny2-to shove cock in nanny's mouth

-Stop talking cockananny!
-take your cockananny out of her mouth!
-we were fighting with our cockananny

by Jason November 13, 2004

metrosexual

Any male who engages in activities such as ironing his jeans and t-shirts, wearing makeup, spending hours on his hair whether dyeing it - styling it - or talking about it, purchasing and using innumerable "products" such as cleansers and concealers, dresses according to a "style", goes to another town to shop for a hat, and in addition to these qualities pretends to like women but is too "shy" to approach any.

We all had to wait to leave while he ironed his jeans, the stink from all his prodcuts nearly killed us in the car, and all night long he talked about how good his hair looked.

by Jason March 7, 2005

Glichelle

gli gli gli gli gli gli gli
INTJ and loves to call people dorkus.

glichelle said dorkus, she's a dorkus

by Jason July 27, 2004

GP

1. Abv. A General Practiciton.
2. Abv. Graheme Park - A badass area in Londons bourough of Barnet.

1. "Francescas, goto the GP and get your HIV test done."

2. "The whole of GP is after us!"

by Jason May 24, 2003

Shempo

A wise man that is 1337 beyond his years.

The guy is a total shempo.

by Jason July 29, 2003

blows ass

sucks; not fun; boring

Doing math homework blows ass.
When AOL is going slow it tends to blow ass.

by Jason March 7, 2004

vigger

A caucasian kid who hangs out with Vietnamese kids who act black.

He acted like a major Vigger.

by Jason October 15, 2003