by Jason April 27, 2003

when a neighbor is entrusted with a set of keys in case one gets locked out of their apartment. The covenant provides the following ;
1) thou shalt not use the keys to obtain food from thy neighbors' refrigerator
2) thou shalt not use thy neighbors' bathroom unless first asking permission (even if yours is broken)
3) thou definitely shalt not be in thy neighbors' apartment when said neighbor is bringing home a date
4) if thy covenant is broken, then the offending party must pack up his/her belongings and move to California where he/she will probably end up being accused of murder (see The Ten Commandments )
2) thou shalt not use thy neighbors' bathroom unless first asking permission (even if yours is broken)
3) thou definitely shalt not be in thy neighbors' apartment when said neighbor is bringing home a date
4) if thy covenant is broken, then the offending party must pack up his/her belongings and move to California where he/she will probably end up being accused of murder (see The Ten Commandments )
by Jason June 30, 2004

Today I went to the store and bought red shoes. I came home and did a Internet keyword search for "red shoes" and "blog." I posted my experience on the first entry returned, borroging on their guestbook.
by jason October 25, 2005

from romeo and juliet, known for being a great fighter.
found in the halo gaming commuity known to shoot u.
found in the halo gaming commuity known to shoot u.
by Jason June 11, 2006

by Jason May 13, 2005

by Jason May 24, 2004

Condition wherein the stated objective is to work but being un-able to do so from a severe lack of concentration brought on by a lack of caffeine and an addiction to magazines.
Tom was supposed to write up his report last night but a case of markolepsy kept him from finishing it.
by Jason July 31, 2004
