JASON's definitions

anal cavity

The awesome crevice right outside of a girls anus. Caused when the pants are really wedged up there....

"wow her pants were up there pretty far, I could see her anal cavity as well as her camel toe"

by Jason December 28, 2004

chonan

A slang term used in MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) to denote submitting your opponent via a flying scissor heel hook. The term was coined after a Japanese fighter from Pride FC named Ryo Chonan used a flying scissor kick to take down Brazilian fighter Anderson Silva and then proceed to submit him with a heel hook at Pride Shockwave 2004. It is widely considered by many to be one of the most innovative and flashy submissions in MMA history.

This new kid in my MMA training class was talking shit about how he had never been submitted before in competition so I chonan'ed his ass to put him in his place. Needless to say, he shut the fuck up after that.

by Jason June 18, 2006

donkey dick

smirnoff or mikes hard lemonade in the 24oz. bottles

damn girl what are you drinking, a donkey dick

by jason May 13, 2005

Duct Tape

The handy man's secret weapon. Duct tape can used to solve any problem imaginable, from broken toasters to dismembered limbs.

Nurse: Doctor, we're losing him!
Doctor: Damn it man, there's no time to waste! I need two rolls of duct tape, stat!

by Jason June 19, 2006

fangoriously

adv. used to describe an action done by something with fangs

i.e., "the geletainous monster fangoriously devored her"

by Jason September 10, 2003

Repoussé

repeated hammering from behind which often gives way to a new form

so i says to Maybel i says, "wanna come back to my place for from repoussé"

by Jason April 21, 2003

pimp

something cool or bling

Damn, those dubs are pimp!

by Jason June 21, 2003