JASON's definitions

Duct Tape

The handy man's secret weapon. Duct tape can used to solve any problem imaginable, from broken toasters to dismembered limbs.

Nurse: Doctor, we're losing him!
Doctor: Damn it man, there's no time to waste! I need two rolls of duct tape, stat!

by Jason June 19, 2006

The Joy Luck Club

The shittiest required to read book one will ever read in high skool. It is basically about mother-daughter relationships and has absolutely no plot line whatsoever. DO NOT READ REPEAT DO NOT READ!!

I never had a relationship with my mother boo hoo hoo. I have two half-sisters in CHINA!!?? OMFG!! I need to see them and realize my chines identity and my connection to my mother!!!! THE END >|

by Jason March 22, 2005

Kopperstad

Involving, or being approached with, a vast amount of homsexuality.

Some guy just kopperstaded me last night, at the club.

by Jason November 15, 2004

fatagu

The pronunciation of FATIGUE by retarded fucks who cant speak english...shit..

"uhh..fat-a-gu?..."
"Fatigue, jackshit.."

by Jason May 13, 2005

Pitch a Duce

To take a shit

Dude where is the bathroom? I've gotta pitch a duce.

by Jason November 10, 2003

shelfass

When someone is really really fat and their ass sticks out and it looks like a shelf. You can put pictures, lamps, or even write a paper on it.

Fat big assed people, usually woman

by Jason February 20, 2005

donkey dick

smirnoff or mikes hard lemonade in the 24oz. bottles

damn girl what are you drinking, a donkey dick

by jason May 13, 2005