JASON's definitions

nela

a girl who will bug you and make you do interesting things for her entertainment. Will never be satisfied despite how much you try

That damn Nela, with her crazy ways.

by jason February 28, 2005

biatch

one who is feable or pathetic; one who acts out of cowardace (usually male); origin: Snoop Dogg

News anchor Bill O'Reilly

by Jason May 13, 2005

markolepsy

Condition wherein the stated objective is to work but being un-able to do so from a severe lack of concentration brought on by a lack of caffeine and an addiction to magazines.

Tom was supposed to write up his report last night but a case of markolepsy kept him from finishing it.

by Jason July 31, 2004

Take it like a champ!

1. Not fagging out.
2. Walking it off.
3. Sucking it up.
4. Don't be a pussy.

Hey bitch, you like that? Bend over and take it like a champ!

by Jason May 24, 2004

updowns

when you are drunk and the room is spinning so you cant go to seelp. you ay down, you sit up, yotu lay down, you situp. it sux

i am drujnk, so ihave the updowns

by jason November 11, 2004

Sintacle

Name given to the most beautiful person in the world and sweetest soul I've ever met.

Sintacle has stolen my heart.

by Jason March 20, 2005

Wangslang

1. To participate in the act of slanging one's wang.

2. To participate in the act of sexual intercourse.

Man, I wangslanged yo momma last night.

by Jason April 24, 2003