Festivus

A rare holiday that combines the traditions of Jews and Christians. They often use a metal pole for their center piece of decoration instead of a christmas tree or lights.

It was once used on Seinfeld.

by Jason June 30, 2004

handy

handy means when someone is acting handicaped

zach you are so HANDY

by Jason March 13, 2005

icecap

the cum that comes out on top of your poop after you have had anal.

The morning after Corey blew his load in my butt, the tip of my poop had an icecap.

by Jason February 23, 2005

Role-player

Generally A person who indulges in Roleplaying games (RPG's)that involve two or more people. popularized by the infamous Dungeons and dragons games. With the advance of computer technology, Roleplaying games and their creation is becoming something of a lost art, and therefore Role-players in the orginal sense of the word are becoming harder and harder to find.

That guy runs two games, and plays in two others.. he's quite a role-player.

by Jason February 04, 2004

aol

america online, the crappiest and laggiest shit internet users can use. also way too much spam

"Welcome to AOL, You have new spam, dickhead."

by Jason March 26, 2003

second wind

1.) when you're jogging, about to fall over dead, but you suddenly feel better
2.) when your ripping a fart, you think you're done, but you're not... more comes out

1.) i was jogging, about to die, but found my second wind
2.) man.. i ripped some huge ass.. thought i was done.. but then came another little squeeker

by Jason November 06, 2003

Knighty

One who is cool;
The coolist;
Mr. Cool.

That guy Knighty is so cool.

by Jason May 13, 2003