JASON's definitions

HO 1

up the shirt and down the pants, hands only

raph ho oned with wu

by JAson April 18, 2005

zoebel

The conscious abstention from masturbation in an effort to make future acts of sex more intense and pleasurable. Can be used as adjective or a verb.

I can't play basketball today because I have to beat off. I've been zoebelling for 3 days so it's going to be good!

by Jason June 28, 2004

road rules

A show about a bunch of dumbasses traveling to places they have no idea about on MTV.

Road Rule sucks and it should be cancelled.

by Jason August 1, 2003

geasel

A person who devours dingleberries.

Jason totally geaseled out that girl's ass.

by Jason February 18, 2005

Halo 2

Halo 2 is a sequal to halo 1. It offers kick ass games such as capture the flag, oddball, jaugernaut, and The trule fucking awesome Team slayer. Which i guess over all rates a million to a kickass game.

DOOD says jason Schriber, to evan long.
"quote on quote" u wanna play some team slayer, AHHLL no dood i dont wanna loose my rank, replies evan. I loose your rank says schriber as he shoots him with his soward and slashes him with is plasma pistol.

by Jason March 29, 2005

pffft

The sound you make when someone says somthing really stupid.

Man, 50 bucks is alot dude. Totally alot.

PFFFT!

by Jason January 24, 2003

Big red Pole

A red plastic tube used for Threatening co-workers. ALso, see Shortshword.

Mark W: "Don't make me come over there with my Big Red Pole."

by Jason December 2, 2004