JASON's definitions

tool beating

when justin beats his stupid employees that cant find a pen or stapler. Or show up late

justin was tool beating at 930 .

by jason May 27, 2004

a wats sama call it

what you saw then u forget the name of something

get off the wats sama call it

by jason November 15, 2006

Staloshinji

Panties, underwear

You are not wearing any Staloshinji :O

by Jason April 16, 2006

RazorsnRoses

The place where I keep my penis.

John rests his beloved cock inside RazorsnRoses

by Jason January 22, 2004

Starchie

A person who is very shit at NS but nice and wubbley and warm

"omg STARCHie UR SO SHIT"

by jason September 21, 2004

markolepsy

Condition wherein the stated objective is to work but being un-able to do so from a severe lack of concentration brought on by a lack of caffeine and an addiction to magazines.

Tom was supposed to write up his report last night but a case of markolepsy kept him from finishing it.

by Jason July 31, 2004

shnell

A lying or deceiving person, usually fat

fuckin shnell, lying cunt

by jason August 26, 2003