club

A place for social gatherings, that plays the latest music and encourgaes dancing and drinking. It also encourages under-aged female jail bait to slip by the bouncer to be lusty eye candy for the 30 something males that attend.
Damn! is this a club? or an after school day-care program?
by James March 07, 2004
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basically,, the biggest set of fuckers you will EVER find roaming the geen plains of fair england. likes include banging thier hoes, smoking cheap ciggeretes, attacking the small percentage of the population, in vastly unfair numbers that are inntimidated by them. also along with aol, msn messenger have mannaged to completly barstardize the english language by talking what can only be described as "warm diarrhea"
rudeboy 1: im a cunt
me: i couldnt agree more
by james December 19, 2003
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sqiffy

To be drunk
by James October 23, 2003
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Biff

by James October 23, 2003
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one minute man

a guy that cums within or soon after one minute.
Tyler isn't a one minute man; he can go all night!
Ralph is a one minute man; he blew his load before I could tell we were even having sex.
by James October 04, 2003
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beaner

In Spanish, frijolero, just a Mexican (Someone from Mexico)! Not necessarily an immigrant!
No me llames frijolero,
Pinche gringo puñetero.
Chingado!!
Beaners are hot. I want one!
by James December 22, 2003
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Monty and the Maniacs

Probably the best band on the planet. Thought to originate in Sevenoaks.
Songs including:
Laurensen's got himself a boner
Wrobel wears eyeliner
The Monty song
by James March 15, 2005
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