john lennon

John Lennon was the main member of the beatles and co-wrote many of the greatest songs of the centrury with Paul MacCartney. During the 50s, he mainly wrote of love, but as the 60s wore on, he became an LSD junkie with the other Bealtes. After that, most of his songs were about drugs, "seeing beyond your stuff" and sublimal messages about how stupid the government is. After his murder in 1980, he's now revered as a musical God.
"John Lennon's voice was amazing in the song A Day in the life"
by Jake May 13, 2005
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sumo

more of something
We ran out of weed so we had to go downtown and get sumo.
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hottie

n. A female who is deliciously sexy; Erotically and arousingly attractive. One who is able to make men burn with desire.
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got em

when some gets dissed, caught or doesnt have comeback, you say got em to show they cant do anything about it
alex: yo moma said da same thing last nite bitch, wat u gon do?

jake: got em
by jake December 28, 2005
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Homer Simpson

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erectile dysfunction

polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm
I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.
by Jake February 01, 2004
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pooch

"Hey pooch, wanna go for a WALK?!?!"
by Jake March 27, 2005
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