JAKE's definitions

trixy

a jerk who tries to double-cross you by tricking you and taking your money

That trixy didn't get too far

by Jake May 13, 2005

nightcream

nocturnal emission

I woke in a pool of jism, I'd had a wet dream leaving nightcream everywhere

by Jake March 5, 2004

gir bone

A girl that you would like to sleep with; derived from the language Jag

"Look at those lucktans on that gir bone

by Jake January 7, 2005

unicorning

when a mystical unicorn sticks its horn up your ass

My little pony unicorned me last night!

by jake August 6, 2004

silver bullet

1. Nickname given to a can of Coors or Coors Lite, because of its long, silver can.

2. The only thing that can kill a werewolf.

The werewolf was vanquished after he shotgunned a silver bullet

by Jake April 2, 2005

breakfast in bed

a swallowed blowjob from a morning glory

I gave her breakfast in bed at 4 a.m.

by Jake February 28, 2004

muart

too die; dying; derived from the language Jag

I'm gonna be muart if I eat all that vitamin e."

by Jake January 10, 2005