call me someday

something a guy sez to a girl if he doesn't really want to do anything with her except fuck her and even then she has to make the first move so that he knows up front she's a sure thing

she:"Can I see you again?"

he:"Yeah,call me someday"

by Jake April 26, 2004

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McAsshole

Often one will go out to eat at McDonalds, only for the mexican dude at the cash register to mess your order up. A McAsshole is the stupid guys at McDonalds behind the counter constantly messing peoples simple orders up.

A: Dude all I asked for was a friggin McSalad shaker and that McAsshole gave me chicken McNuggets!

B: Lets McJump him after his shift is over.

A: Good idea. In the mean time I'll go take a McShit.

by jAkE May 07, 2005

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Two Bean Taco

having sex with someones ass crack (sliding the penis between the cheeks)

She wouldn't let me put it in her ass, but she let me give her a two bean taco

by Jake March 26, 2004

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knuck flucker

One who runs around completely naked through a chicken coop, punching, and raping all the animals inside. Usually done by drunken hillbillies, occasionally done as a dare.

"I think Earl is a knuck flucker. I can hear the chickens..."

by JakE May 09, 2007

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