the first

for a male, the woman whose cunt he first fucked

for a female, the man who broke her hymen or at least, the one who first penetrated her pussy with a cock . And that's whether he 'came' up there or not, it still counts as deflowering her.
I still recall my first lay; Barb was a remarkable if relatively-inexperienced partner.

I will always remember my first cock; Jake was very gentle, even when he got into me, said Barb.
by Jake January 29, 2004
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cranberries

very red nipples on particularly-white breasts
she could say "no" until I sucked her cranberries, then it was "yes, Yes ! YES !!!!"
by Jake March 16, 2004
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69 position

position for sex where his lips are touching her (vaginal) lips while her lips are around his cock. see 69
we both forgot our condoms so I gave her cunnilingus whilst she gave me a blow-job.
by Jake February 03, 2004
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Doogie

A little weasel who likes to use computers and jack off to old russian dogs and animated porn. He smells like a butt.
Man, that Doogie is sick mother fucker
by Jake November 30, 2004
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ploughing new ground

slipping your dick into a pussy that it hasn't been into before. The dick is the plowshare and the pussy is the furrow.
"Jake was plowing new ground when he got into Leah last night."
by Jake April 01, 2004
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crunkcrotch

Sexually transmitted disease symptoms resulting from an encounter while one is crunk.
Damn dawg, I gotst me some crunkcrotch from that freak I got wit Saturday night.
by Jake April 23, 2005
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Shakie Pudding

Jessica, give me some of that shakie pudding you got thar girl.
by Jake February 22, 2004
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