nice hair, wanna fuck?

the shortest, most-effective pickup line on Earth

"nice hair, wanna fuck ?"

by Jake February 22, 2004

unwritten law

Unwritten Law is one of the best bands out there

Unwritten Law are one of the few non-label whore bands

Are you going to the Unwritten Law concert?

by Jake December 19, 2003

ludacridiculous

to do something outrageous that is really funny

free style walking is ludacridiculous

by jake August 19, 2004

green Trojan

a LARGE lubricated condom

(she) when he came at me wearing a green Trojan I knew he was gonna stretch me.
(he) since I started using green Trojans with a couple of drops of lube in the tip I hardly know I've got a condom on.

(these slip off lesser men; if you don't really NEED a LARGE, then don't rely on this for birthcontrol. She'll probably find it in her underwear the next day.)

by Jake February 21, 2004

g unit!

g unit AKA gorrilla unit used for random notations.

fidy sent- GGGGGGGGGGGGGG-UNIT!!!
or
bob-thats cool!
fred- G UNIT!
or
randomly say g unit!!

by jake April 11, 2005

g unit

G unit is a group containing 50 CENT, YOUNG BUCK, TONY YAYO, LLYOD BANKS, THE GAME... Best in the game dose not stand for Gangster Unit DOSE NOT

G Unit is the best nobody can even touch that crew.

by JAKE February 28, 2005

gay bobby

someone that acts feminine and stupid at all times

"My neighbor is a gay bobby."

by Jake January 08, 2005