Definitions by J. Arnier
no friend
The "no" friend is the person in every group of friends who has the ability to ruin things for everyone else, usually unintentionally, by responding to most questions and ideas with the word "no."
The no friend may quickly become the object of many jokes and much hostility from the rest of the friends in the group.
The no friend may quickly become the object of many jokes and much hostility from the rest of the friends in the group.
Ted: Hey guys, want to go grab a burger and hit a movie?
*After general agreement from the rest of the group*
Frank: No, I'm out of money dude.
Greg: We could go to the mall and just hang out, how about that?
Frank: No, my feet hurt from jogging so much yesterday.
*The rest of the group begins to get annoyed*
Jimmy: Anyone want to go throw rocks at trees?
Frank: No, we could get in trouble.
Lenny: We could shoot off some of those fireworks I've got at my place...
Frank: No... I know, you can all come to my house and help me paint my room!
Everyone else: NO!
Frank is such a no friend.
*After general agreement from the rest of the group*
Frank: No, I'm out of money dude.
Greg: We could go to the mall and just hang out, how about that?
Frank: No, my feet hurt from jogging so much yesterday.
*The rest of the group begins to get annoyed*
Jimmy: Anyone want to go throw rocks at trees?
Frank: No, we could get in trouble.
Lenny: We could shoot off some of those fireworks I've got at my place...
Frank: No... I know, you can all come to my house and help me paint my room!
Everyone else: NO!
Frank is such a no friend.
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stealth op
A stealth operation, usually conducted at night. The key here is to accomplish your mission without being detected. Wearing all black and using silent weapons/devices is imperative to pulling off a stealth op.
stealth op by J. Arnier January 4, 2008
lawn shark
Any miscellaneous item lying on the lawn that gets in the way while you're mowing. After you run the item over pieces of it may attempt to "bite" you as they're spat out the sides of the mower. This item could be anything from a golf club to trash that your neighbor plucked off his lawn and threw onto yours.
Herman: Hey, have you seen Collin's leg?
George: No, why? What happened?
Herman: He ran over an extension cord while he was mowing the lawn last night. It got stuck in the mower and started whipping around, cut up his leg really bad.
George: Gotta watch out for those damn lawn sharks!
George: No, why? What happened?
Herman: He ran over an extension cord while he was mowing the lawn last night. It got stuck in the mower and started whipping around, cut up his leg really bad.
George: Gotta watch out for those damn lawn sharks!
lawn shark by J. Arnier November 25, 2007
lawnarchy
A monarchy set up to establish the absolute rule of one's lawn. The ruler of the lawnarchy is the owner, who takes the title of "king." The king orders his underlings, usually his own children, to be responsible for upkeeping his lawn. This includes mowing it, edging it, watering it, raking the leaves off it, and making sure it looks better than any of the neighbor's lawns.
Nutshell
One of the best songs written by Alice in Chains, but also the saddest. One of Layne Staley's many lyrical masterpieces.