Jewvid

A Jew named David.

The commissioner of the NBA is Jewvid Stern.

by J-Smoove February 25, 2009

Haywood Jablomi

The long-lost cousin of Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, Barry McCokiner, Hugh G. Rection, and Long Wang.

Ho: "What's your name?"
Haywood Jablomi: "Haywood Jablomi"
Ho: "OK sure" *gets down on knees*

by J-Smoove June 16, 2006

turr

short for "turrible", which is a way of saying "terrible"

you listen to michelle branch? man you are turr

by J-Smoove April 25, 2006

funny fuse

something everyone has, if you see something too funny your funny fuse will blow and then you can't laugh at anything

Cartman saw the people with asses for heads and he couldn't laugh anymore because he blew a funny fuse.

by J-Smoove April 25, 2006

flopternity

A fraternity of floppers. Made up of people who flop while playing basketball.

“They’re all the same. They all have their flop fraternity. A flopternity is what I call them; Flop Flop Flop.” --Shaquille O'Neal

by J-Smoove May 08, 2006

beugh

An expression of surprise, dislike, disgust, happiness, or pretty much anything else.

Situations that are particularly unique can be referred to as beughity beugh, beughocracy, or beughocratic.

You didn't see Mike Vick's comeback against the Giants? Beugh, man, that shit was crazy.

by J-Smoove January 31, 2011

lil

A way for some rappers to let everyone know that they suck. If a rapper has the word "lil" in their name you can safely avoid listening to any songs by them.

Name one good rapper whose name has the word "lil" in it... yea didn't think so

by J-Smoove May 29, 2006