J-Smoove's definitions
used to describe a fantasy basketball or football team which contains at least 4 or 5 players who are currently or constantly injured. Can also be applied to a real sports team.
Damn, that fool has Marcus Camby, Andrei Kirilenko, Emeka Okafor and TJ Ford on his fantasy team, his team injurious as hell.
by J-Smoove January 31, 2006

something everyone has, if you see something too funny your funny fuse will blow and then you can't laugh at anything
Cartman saw the people with asses for heads and he couldn't laugh anymore because he blew a funny fuse.
by J-Smoove May 5, 2006

Stan Marsh? More like Stan Darsh! Darrrrrsh!
Oh, Darsh, you want a rematch? You're even stupider than I thought! Darrrrrrrrrrsh!
Oh, Darsh, you want a rematch? You're even stupider than I thought! Darrrrrrrrrrsh!
by J-Smoove June 11, 2006

A delicious Southern delicacy. Usually served roasted like eva, especially during bisexual bridal showers.
by J-Smoove December 2, 2011

similar to 4sho, except when you say 4sho you are just saying "for sure", whereas when you are 5sho you are extremely "for sure". used only on instant messenger.
person #1: "yo you feelin that new T.I. cd?"
person #2: "5sho"
person #1: "damn it was that good foreal?"
person #2: "yeah man cop that shit"
person #2: "5sho"
person #1: "damn it was that good foreal?"
person #2: "yeah man cop that shit"
by J-Smoove April 21, 2006

In Spanish, "Que" = What, "La" = The, and "Chinga" = Fuck. Que La Chinga is like What The Fuck, literally translated in Spanish. In Spanish, the phrase "Que La Chinga" actually doesn't mean anything, but it's good to use in situations where you can't say "What The Fuck" or "WTF", like at work for example. Can be abbreviated as QLC.
Que La Chinga man, the store closed like a hour ago and that customer's still in here, I wanna get the fuck outta here.
by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

a fake laugh, usually used when someone says something obvious and stupid or not funny, or when someone says something over and over again to the point where it becomes stupid
Person #1: "If Martin Luther King was a woman, would he be Martin Luther Queen?"
Everyone else: "Henh henh henh!"
Everyone else: "Henh henh henh!"
by J-Smoove April 19, 2006
