Definitions by J-Smoove

jesus 

a black jew who founded christianity

Jesus: "I am black, and I am a Jew"

jesus by J-Smoove April 24, 2006

b4u 

indian movie and music channel. FOB heaven.

check out the hindi movie on b4u

b4u by J-Smoove April 24, 2006

5sho 

similar to 4sho, except when you say 4sho you are just saying "for sure", whereas when you are 5sho you are extremely "for sure". used only on instant messenger.

person #1: "yo you feelin that new T.I. cd?"
person #2: "5sho"
person #1: "damn it was that good foreal?"
person #2: "yeah man cop that shit"

5sho by J-Smoove April 21, 2006

henh

a fake laugh, usually used when someone says something obvious and stupid or not funny, or when someone says something over and over again to the point where it becomes stupid

Person #1: "If Martin Luther King was a woman, would he be Martin Luther Queen?"
Everyone else: "Henh henh henh!"

henh by J-Smoove April 19, 2006

ak47 

Nickname of Utah Jazz forward Andrei Kirilenko. His initials are AK and his jersey number is 47, so his nickname is AK47. Maybe the coolest nickname in the NBA.

You see that story about AK47's wife letting him cheat on her once a year?

ak47 by J-Smoove April 16, 2006

grammar

Something ridiculously stupid and useless because pretty much every time someone uses bad grammar or spelling you can still understand what they are saying. People using bad grammar is a lot less annoying than people who go around correcting it.

Grammar sucks..... gram3r suxxxxx..... both mean the same thing so SHUT DA FUCK UP

grammar by J-Smoove April 16, 2006

georgia dome 

where the falcons play and michael vick makes opposing defenses look stupid

I wanna get you in the Georgia Dome on the 50-yard-line where the Dirty Birds kick for three -- Ludacris

georgia dome by J-Smoove April 14, 2006