jesus

Jesus: "I am black, and I am a Jew"
by J-Smoove April 24, 2006
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Haywood Jablomi

The long-lost cousin of Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, Barry McCokiner, Hugh G. Rection, and Long Wang.
Ho: "What's your name?"
Haywood Jablomi: "Haywood Jablomi"
Ho: "OK sure" *gets down on knees*
by J-Smoove June 18, 2006
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huhhhhhhhhh

a long sigh, used when someone says something they have said a million times before, or if someone says something so wrong that you can't say anything back, all you can do is sigh
Vasu: "UNC is so cool, I almost went there you know"
Sawan: "Yeah man I wish Tyler Hansbrough skeeted in my face"
Reasonable person: "huhhhhhhhhh"
by J-Smoove May 05, 2006
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Jewocracy

Israel is a Jewocracy.
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8======D, also known as woodpecker, hoo-hoo-dilly, or penis.
I stuck my eight equals equals equals equals equals equals dee between your mom's left parenthesis space o space right parenthesis space space left parenthesis space o space right parenthesis last night and titty-fucked her all night long.
by J-Smoove June 18, 2006
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funny fuse

something everyone has, if you see something too funny your funny fuse will blow and then you can't laugh at anything
Cartman saw the people with asses for heads and he couldn't laugh anymore because he blew a funny fuse.
by J-Smoove May 05, 2006
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diddly-poo

Zero, nothing, nada. Sometimes used during post-game press conferences to describe the performance of the team, particularly on offense.
"We didn't do diddly-poo offensively." --Jim Mora Sr.
by J-Smoove June 01, 2006
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