J-Smoove's definitions

Haywood Jablomi

The long-lost cousin of Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, Barry McCokiner, Hugh G. Rection, and Long Wang.

Ho: "What's your name?"
Haywood Jablomi: "Haywood Jablomi"
Ho: "OK sure" *gets down on knees*

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

huhhhhhhhhh

a long sigh, used when someone says something they have said a million times before, or if someone says something so wrong that you can't say anything back, all you can do is sigh

Vasu: "UNC is so cool, I almost went there you know"
Sawan: "Yeah man I wish Tyler Hansbrough skeeted in my face"
Reasonable person: "huhhhhhhhhh"

by J-Smoove May 5, 2006

Jewocracy

A government run by Jews.

Israel is a Jewocracy.

by J-Smoove February 24, 2009

b4u

indian movie and music channel. FOB heaven.

check out the hindi movie on b4u

by J-Smoove April 24, 2006

honkocrat

A politician of Caucasian descent.

George W. Bush is a honkocrat.

by J-Smoove February 24, 2009

5sho

similar to 4sho, except when you say 4sho you are just saying "for sure", whereas when you are 5sho you are extremely "for sure". used only on instant messenger.

person #1: "yo you feelin that new T.I. cd?"
person #2: "5sho"
person #1: "damn it was that good foreal?"
person #2: "yeah man cop that shit"

by J-Smoove April 21, 2006

turr

short for "turrible", which is a way of saying "terrible"

you listen to michelle branch? man you are turr

by J-Smoove May 5, 2006