J-Smoove's definitions

Jewvid

A Jew named David.

The commissioner of the NBA is Jewvid Stern.

by J-Smoove February 24, 2009

swishashima

Another way of describing a swish in basketball. Opposite of brickasaki.

I was drillin those swishashima's in Vasu's eye all day long.

by J-Smoove May 31, 2006

mvp

Most Vaginal Person. Awarded every year to the player in a sports league who is the biggest pussy.

Boris Diaw should be the MVP of the NBA -- what a pussy

by J-Smoove May 21, 2006

honkocrat

A politician of Caucasian descent.

George W. Bush is a honkocrat.

by J-Smoove February 24, 2009

b4u

indian movie and music channel. FOB heaven.

check out the hindi movie on b4u

by J-Smoove April 24, 2006

5sho

similar to 4sho, except when you say 4sho you are just saying "for sure", whereas when you are 5sho you are extremely "for sure". used only on instant messenger.

person #1: "yo you feelin that new T.I. cd?"
person #2: "5sho"
person #1: "damn it was that good foreal?"
person #2: "yeah man cop that shit"

by J-Smoove April 21, 2006

sorr

Short for "sorry". Can be used to describe anything bad or of poor quality. The word sorr can be used in an existing word to indicate that it is bad -- for example, although saying "Georgia Tech" would just indicate that you are referring to the university, saying "Sorrgia Tech" would refer to the university while indicating that it sucks. A person who is sorr may also be referred to as a sorrhead or sorrface. Actions that are sorr can be described as sorraculous, sorrendipitous, sorr-a-lorr or even astrosorrical. Similar in usage to the words turr or trop.

Man this is like the 3rd straight time you ain't come to the game, you are a straight up sorrhead.

Why would I want Sorris Diaw on my team?

Ain't no way you gonna get me to watch World Cup Sorrcer.

I used to like ESPN before all these terrible anchors started coming on Sorrtscenter.

That motorcycle accident was quite a sorrendipitous turn of events in Ben Sorrthlisberger's career.

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006