J-Smoove's definitions

Que La Chinga

In Spanish, "Que" = What, "La" = The, and "Chinga" = Fuck. Que La Chinga is like What The Fuck, literally translated in Spanish. In Spanish, the phrase "Que La Chinga" actually doesn't mean anything, but it's good to use in situations where you can't say "What The Fuck" or "WTF", like at work for example. Can be abbreviated as QLC.

Que La Chinga man, the store closed like a hour ago and that customer's still in here, I wanna get the fuck outta here.

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

henh

a fake laugh, usually used when someone says something obvious and stupid or not funny, or when someone says something over and over again to the point where it becomes stupid

Person #1: "If Martin Luther King was a woman, would he be Martin Luther Queen?"
Everyone else: "Henh henh henh!"

by J-Smoove April 19, 2006

ak47

Nickname of Utah Jazz forward Andrei Kirilenko. His initials are AK and his jersey number is 47, so his nickname is AK47. Maybe the coolest nickname in the NBA.

You see that story about AK47's wife letting him cheat on her once a year?

by J-Smoove April 16, 2006

Stan Marsh

Character on South Park. Also known as Stan Darsh.

Stan Marsh? More like Stan Darsh! Darrrrrsh!

Oh, Darsh, you want a rematch? You're even stupider than I thought! Darrrrrrrrrrsh!

by J-Smoove June 11, 2006

cat on the grill

A delicious Southern delicacy. Usually served roasted like eva, especially during bisexual bridal showers.

I got the cat on the grill, see

by J-Smoove December 2, 2011

Jewvid

A Jew named David.

The commissioner of the NBA is Jewvid Stern.

by J-Smoove February 24, 2009

swishashima

Another way of describing a swish in basketball. Opposite of brickasaki.

I was drillin those swishashima's in Vasu's eye all day long.

by J-Smoove May 31, 2006