J-Smoove's definitions

madison

A field dealing with curing the diseases of the human body. Usually one who wants to practice madison must first learn biology, then do some courses in pre-madison before taking their Yemcats and then eventually becoming a doctor. A career path chosen by many people from India.

Fob: Do you vaant to study madison?

by J-Smoove June 11, 2006

Stan Marsh

Character on South Park. Also known as Stan Darsh.

Stan Marsh? More like Stan Darsh! Darrrrrsh!

Oh, Darsh, you want a rematch? You're even stupider than I thought! Darrrrrrrrrrsh!

by J-Smoove June 11, 2006

Haywood Jablomi

The long-lost cousin of Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, Barry McCokiner, Hugh G. Rection, and Long Wang.

Ho: "What's your name?"
Haywood Jablomi: "Haywood Jablomi"
Ho: "OK sure" *gets down on knees*

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

eight equals equals equals equals equals equals dee

8======D, also known as woodpecker, hoo-hoo-dilly, or penis.

I stuck my eight equals equals equals equals equals equals dee between your mom's left parenthesis space o space right parenthesis space space left parenthesis space o space right parenthesis last night and titty-fucked her all night long.

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

Stu Jackson

The NBA's Senior Vice President of Player Operations. Known for being a fuckin retard, who thinks committing a hard foul on a big man on a fast break is a worse offense than grabbing another man's nutsack from behind during a game. Name is usually followed by the words "is an idiot".

Wedgie Evans: $10,000 fine

Jerry Stackhouse: 1 game suspension during the NBA Finals

Stu Jackson: idiot

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

QLC

Short for "Que La Chinga". In Spanish, "Que" = What, "La" = The, and "Chinga" = Fuck. QLC is like WTF, literally translated in Spanish. In Spanish, the phrase "Que La Chinga" actually doesn't mean anything, but it's good to use in situations where you can't say "What The Fuck" or "WTF", like at work for example.

QLC man, the store closed like a hour ago and that customer's still in here, I wanna get the fuck outta here.

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

vhaw

The word "Wow", said in an Indian accent, since the Indian accent involves getting your v's and w's confused. Often used by fobs from India.

Vhaw, did you see the cricket match yesterday yaar, Sachin hit sixer after sixer.

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006