J-Smoove's definitions

swishashima

Another way of describing a swish in basketball. Opposite of brickasaki.

I was drillin those swishashima's in Vasu's eye all day long.

by J-Smoove May 31, 2006

mvp

Most Vaginal Person. Awarded every year to the player in a sports league who is the biggest pussy.

Boris Diaw should be the MVP of the NBA -- what a pussy

by J-Smoove May 21, 2006

Jewvid

A Jew named David.

The commissioner of the NBA is Jewvid Stern.

by J-Smoove February 24, 2009

injurious

used to describe a fantasy basketball or football team which contains at least 4 or 5 players who are currently or constantly injured. Can also be applied to a real sports team.

Damn, that fool has Marcus Camby, Andrei Kirilenko, Emeka Okafor and TJ Ford on his fantasy team, his team injurious as hell.

by J-Smoove January 31, 2006

trop

short for troppin, which is a different way of sayin trippin. "trop" is a noun or a verb, and it can be used for any bad situation. something that is trop can be described as troptastical, troptaculous, or trip trop trobe. the act of being trop can be expressed as troppery, troptasticity, or troptaculousness. one who is trop is a trophead.

yo i failed my test today man, that was trop

she wouldn't give me head, what a trop

i asked him if he wants to go but he tropped it up

yo you smoked my shit for free, that is straight up troppery

get the fuck out of my room, quit being so damn troptaculous

by J-Smoove May 5, 2006

georgia dome

where the falcons play and michael vick makes opposing defenses look stupid

I wanna get you in the Georgia Dome on the 50-yard-line where the Dirty Birds kick for three -- Ludacris

by J-Smoove April 14, 2006

QLC

Short for "Que La Chinga". In Spanish, "Que" = What, "La" = The, and "Chinga" = Fuck. QLC is like WTF, literally translated in Spanish. In Spanish, the phrase "Que La Chinga" actually doesn't mean anything, but it's good to use in situations where you can't say "What The Fuck" or "WTF", like at work for example.

QLC man, the store closed like a hour ago and that customer's still in here, I wanna get the fuck outta here.

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006