43 definitions by J-Smoove

Power forward for the Denver Nuggets, who enjoys pulling other players' shorts up, and occasionally reaching inside other peoples' legs and grabbing their nutsack and trying to pull it off.

Can also refer to the act of grabbing another man's dick and/or balls during a basketball game.
Man I was gonna dunk the other day but I got Wedgie Evans'd. I couldn't walk for the rest of the day.
by J-Smoove May 21, 2006
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used to describe a fantasy basketball or football team which contains at least 4 or 5 players who are currently or constantly injured. Can also be applied to a real sports team.
Damn, that fool has Marcus Camby, Andrei Kirilenko, Emeka Okafor and TJ Ford on his fantasy team, his team injurious as hell.
by J-Smoove January 30, 2006
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A honkey who eats placenta, believes in Scientology, listens to trance, jumps on couches, is a Hollywood actor, likes art and architecture, plays soccer, drives a Hyundai, and is unathletic because he is white.
Tom Cruise has not yet come out of the closet.
by J-Smoove May 22, 2006
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A government run by Jews.
Israel is a Jewocracy.
by J-Smoove February 24, 2009
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A fraternity of floppers. Made up of people who flop while playing basketball.
“They’re all the same. They all have their flop fraternity. A flopternity is what I call them; Flop Flop Flop.” --Shaquille O'Neal
by J-Smoove May 08, 2006
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indian movie and music channel. FOB heaven.
check out the hindi movie on b4u
by J-Smoove April 06, 2006
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a long sigh, used when someone says something they have said a million times before, or if someone says something so wrong that you can't say anything back, all you can do is sigh
Vasu: "UNC is so cool, I almost went there you know"
Sawan: "Yeah man I wish Tyler Hansbrough skeeted in my face"
Reasonable person: "huhhhhhhhhh"
by J-Smoove April 24, 2006
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