QLC

Short for "Que La Chinga". In Spanish, "Que" = What, "La" = The, and "Chinga" = Fuck. QLC is like WTF, literally translated in Spanish. In Spanish, the phrase "Que La Chinga" actually doesn't mean anything, but it's good to use in situations where you can't say "What The Fuck" or "WTF", like at work for example.
QLC man, the store closed like a hour ago and that customer's still in here, I wanna get the fuck outta here.
by J-Smoove June 18, 2006
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mvp

Most Vaginal Person. Awarded every year to the player in a sports league who is the biggest pussy.
Boris Diaw should be the MVP of the NBA -- what a pussy
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twodel

That twodel Twitpic'd her ass a few minutes ago, and now I need to change my pants.
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brickasaki

Another way of describing a brick in basketball. Opposite of swishashima.
Karan couldn't make a single shot all day while I was guarding him, he just threw up a bunch of brickasakis.
by J-Smoove May 28, 2006
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diddly-poo

Zero, nothing, nada. Sometimes used during post-game press conferences to describe the performance of the team, particularly on offense.
"We didn't do diddly-poo offensively." --Jim Mora Sr.
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Que La Chinga

In Spanish, "Que" = What, "La" = The, and "Chinga" = Fuck. Que La Chinga is like What The Fuck, literally translated in Spanish. In Spanish, the phrase "Que La Chinga" actually doesn't mean anything, but it's good to use in situations where you can't say "What The Fuck" or "WTF", like at work for example. Can be abbreviated as QLC.
Que La Chinga man, the store closed like a hour ago and that customer's still in here, I wanna get the fuck outta here.
by J-Smoove June 18, 2006
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Wedgie Evans

Power forward for the Denver Nuggets, who enjoys pulling other players' shorts up, and occasionally reaching inside other peoples' legs and grabbing their nutsack and trying to pull it off.

Can also refer to the act of grabbing another man's dick and/or balls during a basketball game.
Man I was gonna dunk the other day but I got Wedgie Evans'd. I couldn't walk for the rest of the day.
by J-Smoove May 22, 2006
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