Definitions by J-Smoove

Billy Knight 

Executive Vice President and General Manager of the Atlanta Hawks.

Billy Knight makes player personnel decisions for the Atlanta Hawks NBA basketball team.

Billy Knight by J-Smoove September 1, 2006

J-Smoove

Nickname for Josh Smith, rising star forward for the Atlanta Hawks, and 2005 NBA Dunk Contest Champion.

Hawks PA Announcer: "J-Smoove! With the jaaaaaam, oooohh jaaaaaam"
All 200 people in the crowd at Philips Arena: *stand up and make some noise*

J-Smoove by J-Smoove June 25, 2006

Haywood Jablomi

The long-lost cousin of Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, Barry McCokiner, Hugh G. Rection, and Long Wang.

Ho: "What's your name?"
Haywood Jablomi: "Haywood Jablomi"
Ho: "OK sure" *gets down on knees*

Haywood Jablomi by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

eight equals equals equals equals equals equals dee

8======D, also known as woodpecker, hoo-hoo-dilly, or penis.

I stuck my eight equals equals equals equals equals equals dee between your mom's left parenthesis space o space right parenthesis space space left parenthesis space o space right parenthesis last night and titty-fucked her all night long.

eight equals equals equals equals equals equals dee by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

Stu Jackson 

The NBA's Senior Vice President of Player Operations. Known for being a fuckin retard, who thinks committing a hard foul on a big man on a fast break is a worse offense than grabbing another man's nutsack from behind during a game. Name is usually followed by the words "is an idiot".

Wedgie Evans: $10,000 fine

Jerry Stackhouse: 1 game suspension during the NBA Finals

Stu Jackson: idiot

Stu Jackson by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

QLC 

Short for "Que La Chinga". In Spanish, "Que" = What, "La" = The, and "Chinga" = Fuck. QLC is like WTF, literally translated in Spanish. In Spanish, the phrase "Que La Chinga" actually doesn't mean anything, but it's good to use in situations where you can't say "What The Fuck" or "WTF", like at work for example.

QLC man, the store closed like a hour ago and that customer's still in here, I wanna get the fuck outta here.

QLC by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

vhaw 

The word "Wow", said in an Indian accent, since the Indian accent involves getting your v's and w's confused. Often used by fobs from India.

Vhaw, did you see the cricket match yesterday yaar, Sachin hit sixer after sixer.

vhaw by J-Smoove June 18, 2006