J-Smoove's definitions

veins

a term used to describe a honkey. Used because since honkeys are so pale you can see their veins through their skin.

*Honkey calls me on the phone*
Me: "What up veins?"
Honkey: *busts out laughing*

by J-Smoove May 15, 2006

activist judge

An Urbandictionary editor who rejects a perfectly true and clever definition and forces someone like me to have to re-submit it over and over again, just because they don't agree with the opinion expressed in the definition.

At least 5 of my valid and correct definitions have been rejected by activist judges on Urbandictionary, a website where more than half the definitions are about ex-girlfriends, rival high schools, or made-up sex slang.

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

tom cruise

A honkey who eats placenta, believes in Scientology, listens to trance, jumps on couches, is a Hollywood actor, likes art and architecture, plays soccer, drives a Hyundai, and is unathletic because he is white.

Tom Cruise has not yet come out of the closet.

by J-Smoove May 27, 2006

eight equals equals equals equals equals equals dee

8======D, also known as woodpecker, hoo-hoo-dilly, or penis.

I stuck my eight equals equals equals equals equals equals dee between your mom's left parenthesis space o space right parenthesis space space left parenthesis space o space right parenthesis last night and titty-fucked her all night long.

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

diddly-poo

Zero, nothing, nada. Sometimes used during post-game press conferences to describe the performance of the team, particularly on offense.

"We didn't do diddly-poo offensively." --Jim Mora Sr.

by J-Smoove June 1, 2006

flopternity

A fraternity of floppers. Made up of people who flop while playing basketball.

“They’re all the same. They all have their flop fraternity. A flopternity is what I call them; Flop Flop Flop.” --Shaquille O'Neal

by J-Smoove May 17, 2006

Stu Jackson

The NBA's Senior Vice President of Player Operations. Known for being a fuckin retard, who thinks committing a hard foul on a big man on a fast break is a worse offense than grabbing another man's nutsack from behind during a game. Name is usually followed by the words "is an idiot".

Wedgie Evans: $10,000 fine

Jerry Stackhouse: 1 game suspension during the NBA Finals

Stu Jackson: idiot

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006