Definitions by J D

schoost 

verb - the act of a planned and well executed cockblock, made by bursting through an entrance to a room with great enthusiasm, usually a window or door. There are many different variations of the schoosting

while a girl is hooking up with a friend, you burst through the door, jump on the bed and sing the mexican hat dance then quickly exit the room

schoost by J D August 27, 2005

bedpost

a post of a bed

close your legs, i can smell the varnish from your bedpost

bedpost by j d October 13, 2003

Arsenal Fans 

To be unhappy despite achieving success.

The Arsenal fans in Cardiff this weekend (17/5/03) were miserable as fuck, despite winning the cup. Anyone would've thought they'd lost!

Arsenal Fans by J D May 18, 2003

Saints Fans 

To be happy with your achievements despite coming second.

Cardiff with full of Saints Fans this weekend (17/5/03). Ok, they lost the cup, but they a party despite the miserable buggers from North London with faces as long as fuck knows what!

Saints Fans by J D May 18, 2003

knob cheese 

Bob Bain, plain and simple

Have you ever met Bobby "knob cheese" Bain?

knob cheese by J D May 9, 2003

Billy Bollocks 

When you are being told a down right lie.

That's a right old load of Billy Bollocks!

Billy Bollocks by J D May 9, 2003

stus wang 

To over estimate the size of something

Think you've got a big one, that's about as big as Stu's wang!

stus wang by J D May 9, 2003