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Girls Blouse

That Scotty is not only a munter, but a big gil's blouse to boot.
by J D May 9, 2003
mugGet the Girls Blousemug.

stus wang

To over estimate the size of something
Think you've got a big one, that's about as big as Stu's wang!
by J D May 9, 2003
mugGet the stus wangmug.

knob cheese

Bob Bain, plain and simple
Have you ever met Bobby "knob cheese" Bain?
by J D May 9, 2003
mugGet the knob cheesemug.

Billy Bollocks

When you are being told a down right lie.
That's a right old load of Billy Bollocks!
by J D May 9, 2003
mugGet the Billy Bollocksmug.

bedpost

a post of a bed
close your legs, i can smell the varnish from your bedpost
by j d October 13, 2003
mugGet the bedpostmug.

Arsenal Fans

To be unhappy despite achieving success.
The Arsenal fans in Cardiff this weekend (17/5/03) were miserable as fuck, despite winning the cup. Anyone would've thought they'd lost!
by J D May 18, 2003
mugGet the Arsenal Fansmug.

schoost

verb - the act of a planned and well executed cockblock, made by bursting through an entrance to a room with great enthusiasm, usually a window or door. There are many different variations of the schoosting
while a girl is hooking up with a friend, you burst through the door, jump on the bed and sing the mexican hat dance then quickly exit the room
by J D August 27, 2005
mugGet the schoostmug.

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