J 's definitions

cry wolfowitz

'crying wolf', taken from the actions Deputy Secratary of defense Paul Wolfowitz took to try and take America to war with Iraq.

The neo-cons tried to convince everyone Saddam was a threat but they were just crying-Wolfowitz

by J June 25, 2003

smartasstical

Yeah so if you have a sense of humor thats like sarcastic and you like bein a smartass you probably have this smartasstical sense of humor most people don't get. THe bitches.

Those dumb kids don't understand mah smartasstical sense of humor.

by J April 20, 2004

BYZANTINE

Highly complicated; intricate and involved

That play was byzantine and I had difficulty following the twists and turns of the plot with its myriad of characters.

by j February 14, 2005

Higbr

a Hot Indian Girl with a Big Rack

Man check out that HIGBR

by J April 11, 2004

Trip to the sewers

A sexual act of extreme degredation where-by the female refuses to wash her genitalia for 2-3 weeks, and then agreeing to sex with her partner, thus the male's penis takes a "trip to the sewers".

Jim was explaining to Pete how a trip to the sewers with Jenna was not worth the hassle.

by J May 3, 2005

Pontiac

Pontiac, GM's excitement division with such performance-oriented vehicles as the 185HP Aztek, 200HP SV6, and 200HP G6! Excitement indeed.

My Aztek looks lovely, doesn't it?

by J September 28, 2004

joner

the apperance of a boner formed by the coupling of the jeans in the croth area

dude, your joner is huge....i bet chicks dig it.

by J October 20, 2004