J's definitions

Lawnmowerman II

The all time worst film ever

Lawnmowerman II is crap!!
YEAH!!!

by j December 8, 2004

Texas Vagina Massacre

When a promiscuous lesbian uses the same dildo on multiple unknowing partners over a short period of time without protection.

She just found out that she recieved the Texas Vagina Massacre from that hoe-bag!

by J September 1, 2008

head up fade

To fight someone, one on one, with no one else interfering, hand to hand combat.

Yo my boy wanna shoot you a head up fade.

by J January 23, 2004

shit-kicker

Large and/or heavy boots that could possibly be used to beat someone.

John is wearing his shit-kickers today.

by j December 19, 2004

nino

has the best haze in NYC

nino owns new york city with his good shit.

by J January 30, 2005

craprodisiac

Also spelled "craphrodisiac". In the way an aphrodisiac makes you horny, a craprodisiac gives you an undeniable urge to move your bowels.

I love Taco Bell, but I can only eat it on the way home because it's a major craprodisiac.

by J December 22, 2004

UK Hardcore

Happy Hardcore from the UK. The proof that all the best music comes from Britain. Rave music mixed by DJ's such as Hixxy, Dougal, Scott Brown, Brisk, Sharkey, Ham, DJ Rankin, etc.

Are you going to that rave at the weekend? It's the best of UK Hardcore.

by J July 12, 2008