J's definitions

fizz

Asking another if you would fuck it or not...

Hey! Would you fizz it?
Hell yeah I would fizz dat....then give her a hot carl.

by J May 29, 2003

cockpunch

Occasionally an irreverent imaginary drink, largely signifying online congeniality.

"Cock punch sounds like something you'd drink at an orgy." - Sidedish, at monkeyfilter.com

"Standing a glass o' cockpunch to all your incarnations." - beeswacky, at monkeyfilter.com

by j December 2, 2004

biggo

Any person who owns a combonation of the following: poor spelling, bad typing, small penis, green hemmorhoids, tongue hair, lisp, humped back. Usually referred to by society as "freak". Is sometimes called by the nickname "bitch" followed by a whistle and a throwing of a stick.

"Hey look, it's a Biggo." "Come here bitch!" *whistle* *toss stick*

by J December 15, 2004

narjar

A bloke that ditches his mates for his evil girlfriend.
This wanker prefers dates over mates and hoes over bro's.

Moffat is a rectal narjar.

by j August 10, 2004

Chocolate Chugger

The act of excreting into someone's drink, prefereably the drink would be of dark colour, (Coke, Coffee, Tea etc). The result, a rather nutty taste for the victim of the Chocolate Chugger.And a shit moustache.

John: That Peter's a bit of a chocolate chugger ain't he?
Alex: Why?
John: Cos I just shat in his drink!

by J May 3, 2005

RaVeRSurGe

one who likes to insert weird tracknames in tracklistings

02. Steve Hamster - Conclusion (Mesh Dub)
06. Roy Wood & Wizzard - 'I Wish it could be christmas everyday (dub)'

by j July 27, 2003

ayuss

urban pronunciation of ass.

"I was tappin dat ayuss last night"

by J November 30, 2004