J's definitions

get that shit

Usually a phrase a man/woman uses talkin to a friend about someone they want to have sex with.

Man 1: Man, Niecy been lookin fine lately. She wants to chill sometime.
Man 2: Dawg, you better get that shit.

by J December 17, 2004

Baloo

From the old school cartoon series talespin where the bear named baloo always had a scheme for money. It is used to describe a girl who chases money and men with money constantly.

that bitch stole my wallet, what a baloo

by J June 9, 2004

downers

street classification of any prescription or non prescription substance that is a CNS retardant, common physical side effects of "downers" are:

decreased heart rate
feeling "stoned"
sedation
lettle or no reflexes

Barbiturates (Tranqs)
Marijuana
Hash
Opiates (Morphine, Codine, Heroin)

by J January 10, 2004

breaks

Style of well good music that consists of a catchy breakbeat deviating from the more conventional 4/4 with synths over the top. It is often downtempo and can be alot more interesting than regular techno and trance.

Good Breaks artists existing are: Hybrid, Freestylers, Plump djs, Stanton Warriors, Rennie Pilgrem, Meat Katie, Tayo, Christian J etc.

It is not techno, It is breaks you f*ckin Moron, leave my house now, who invited you anyway?

by j January 1, 2005

Raisin

Something you eat, helps you crap. Healthy. Smells magically delicious.

I ate a raisin when I was trippin off X, coke, crack, MJ, PCP, ZBZ, THC, and ABC's. My gremlin ate one too.

by J December 19, 2003

Life

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that... a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!Uff...

Now that's what life should be!!

by j August 29, 2005

Boys gone wild

A parody of Girls Gone Wild when men flash their chests in front of the girls.

On Boys Gone Wild, the ladies love to see men flashing their man boobs.

by J May 4, 2003