J's definitions

Pendejo

slang, commonly used by Mexicans and Chicanos......asshole

Chinga tu madre pinche pocho pendeho

by J October 23, 2003

shotgun

To place a marijuana ciggarette or marijuana cigar in your mouth backwards(while lit, with the burning end in your mouth) and blowing smoke through the mouthpiece into someone's face or mouth while they inhale.

If you want me to give you a shotgun, first you gotta dump the ashes off the blunt.

by J January 23, 2004

Vagina Voice

Voice typical of Uve Klaus men. Sounds like as if someone is talking with their head between their legs, giving the affect of a talking vagina

HAHAA Don Henley has such a vagina-voice ewww!

by J February 28, 2005

Ass Goblin

1) Someone who is such a pain in the ass that they go above and beyond it. 2) A wedgie so severe it involves the ripping of the undershorts. 3) An elderly man's sweaty scrotum getting stuck in his ass when he sits down (see also cracking nuts, butt dumplings)

You are an Ass Goblin

OUCH! You Ass Goblin!!! That Ass Goblin hurts!!!

AHH!!! I got an Ass Goblin from the couch AGAIN!

by J July 22, 2003

loc'ed

To get high.

Me and Tyronne was gettin' loc'ed in da park.

by J June 30, 2003

happy hardcore

The true meaning of hardcore.
There are 2 sorts:
Old skool which is never good,
and Nu Skool which is utterly mint.

Dont diss happy hardcore till uve heard at least three hours of it!

by J January 8, 2005

tang

From Robby Ascue: pussy, vagina

I'm gonna get mass tang

by J September 13, 2004