J's definitions

5 on it

$5 towards the goal of purchasing marijuana

He's buyn a dub sack, i got 5 on it

by j November 28, 2003

Lord Of The Rings

a film that's watched by those who will never get any pussy.

Anyone who actually loves this movie is a virgin.

by J February 26, 2003

gay-z

gay version of jay-z

gay-z sucks

by j February 18, 2004

Life

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that... a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!Uff...

Now that's what life should be!!

by j August 29, 2005

Democrats

A group of people who will literally go extinct in a couple of decades, do to their anti-American attitudes and liberal stand on most issues.

6 of the 19 9/11 hijackers were registered to vote in the US, they were registered Democrats.

by J March 23, 2005

Boys gone wild

A parody of Girls Gone Wild when men flash their chests in front of the girls.

On Boys Gone Wild, the ladies love to see men flashing their man boobs.

by J May 4, 2003

imac

Someone with high computing needs who doesn't want to be tangled with the everyday problems plaguing the PC industry.

The iMac was voted the year's top computer and your PC looks like crap compared to my beautiful iMac.

by J January 13, 2003