J's definitions

PES Rage

The feeling of intense anger and hatred that surfaces whilst/after playing a game of PES (Pro Evolution Soccer), this usually occurs when decisions WRONGLY go against you, or the opposing team score in the last minute to either draw or win. Noteable side effects include a broken Xbox/Playstation controller.

After breaking his controller in a fit of PES rage, Max felt empty and stupid.

by J October 9, 2008

creationist

a person who believes, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, that every single word in the good book is 100 percent factual. They tend to exhibit outward signs of basic intelligence and know a lot of big words, occasionally even well educated, but have the general intelligence of a shoe. See also : brainwashed.

God SAID it happened so it did! Shut up! it did too! la la la i can't HEAR you!

by J October 16, 2003

creationism

The belief that ALL lifeforms on earth magically appeared in, literally, a couple of days.

Did you see the movie creationism? It has the wildest FX but, geez! Totally unrealistic story! A waste of money if you ask me!

by J October 16, 2003

quig

a quig is a long haired frail creature with human like characteristics,yet more primative.

by J October 17, 2003

shebang

a post-operative transexual prostitute

how much for the shebang with the blond hair?

by J October 17, 2003

dickwad

An idiot
More powerfully insulting than its predecessor 'dickhead'

girl 1 - did that guy ever call?
girl 2 - no, what a dickwad!

by J October 17, 2003

dickjocky

someone who jockies dick.

you.

by J October 17, 2003