J's definitions

lava dome

When you have the makings of a very large dump pushing into the rectum area, causing tension and potentially a deformation of the area. Similar to the creation of the lava dome on Mt. Saint Helens due to magma pushing to the surface.

Guy 1 - "Hey where you going in such a rush?"
Guy 2 - "I've got a severe lava dome growing here, I'll be back in 15 minutes."

by J November 1, 2004

dickjocky

someone who jockies dick.

you.

by J October 17, 2003

Kerala

Evergreen landscapes...shy beautiful women...men in lungies...and thoosha and chmanidi...Doesn't get better then that!!!

Kerala is the place where I want to be.

by j August 12, 2004

green

happy, feeling good

are you feeling green today?
Yeah dohg, i'm green as hell

by j February 26, 2004

loc'ed

To get high.

Me and Tyronne was gettin' loc'ed in da park.

by J June 30, 2003

Ass Goblin

1) Someone who is such a pain in the ass that they go above and beyond it. 2) A wedgie so severe it involves the ripping of the undershorts. 3) An elderly man's sweaty scrotum getting stuck in his ass when he sits down (see also cracking nuts, butt dumplings)

You are an Ass Goblin

OUCH! You Ass Goblin!!! That Ass Goblin hurts!!!

AHH!!! I got an Ass Goblin from the couch AGAIN!

by J July 22, 2003

scranus

the area between the scrotum and the anus

He nicked his scranus while shaving.

by J April 10, 2003