shit the bed

1) Making a mistake that many other people recognize as a mistake.
2) Fucking up...really bad
Jeff shit the bed when he hooked up with Marty instead of Ashlea.
by J April 09, 2003
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John Kerry

see idiot and liberal

The loser that thought he could beat Bush in the 2004 election. He got owned big time despite the ketchup money provided by his numbskull wife.
Some people are living in their own little claiming that John Kerry is our president.
by J August 18, 2006
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Suicadet

A person who habitually works out but will never get any bigger. This particular species has an ass that is way hairier than a normal ass, has an affinity for alcohol and fast women.
That Larry guy is insane. I've never seen someone who could scratch their kneecaps without bending who could get laid like him. He's just straight up Suicadet.
by j February 19, 2004
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Slooch

A slutty ass girl who uses her body, her lips, her ass, whatever to get what she wants
I was at the bar, the girl came up to me, kidssed me on the lips, then the slooch got mad when i wouldn't buy her a damn drink
by J September 10, 2003
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lydia

hot chick
*drools*
by J May 19, 2003
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dumbass

1. someone that is stupid
2. someone who spells out street talk so they think they sound cool
3. someone who thinks that they have it worse than everyone else
That guy is a dumbass.
The person whoe wrote, "I'm in da hizzouse 4 realz mo fo." is a dumbass.
The girl who is bitching about everything is a dumbass.
by j May 13, 2005
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Bell x1

Brilliant band from Cellbridge, County Kildare. Used to be bandmates of damien rice absolutely brilliant band!!
"Have you heard the new Bell x1 single? It's really good!"
by j April 09, 2005
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