J's definitions

Motherfucker

fucking your own mother

democrat

by j August 6, 2003

automatron

A tool that can be used to automate almost anything, from brown sugar to a mars probe.

Perl is my automatron.

by J May 4, 2003

potato show

A potato show is when you put your balls on your buddy's face when he's passed out at a party.

Dude look at Steve, go give him a potato show

by J March 1, 2005

scizzle

the deal. the scoop.

what's the scizzle, my nizzle.

by j August 22, 2003

kewl

The aggravating way of pronouncing 'cool'. Used by the weed smokin idiotic gay bang gang members.

gbgm1:you are lookin kewl in that dress!

gbgm2:Lets bang the kewl way then!

by j March 14, 2005

antivirgin

something Steve wishes he could be but can only emulate by sitting at his computer late at night.

Steve only can imagine what fun antivirginity is.

by J August 13, 2003

Life

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. The you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!

Uff... Now that's what life should be!!

by j August 13, 2004