Suicadet

A person who habitually works out but will never get any bigger. This particular species has an ass that is way hairier than a normal ass, has an affinity for alcohol and fast women.
That Larry guy is insane. I've never seen someone who could scratch their kneecaps without bending who could get laid like him. He's just straight up Suicadet.
by j February 19, 2004
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Texas Vagina Massacre

When a promiscuous lesbian uses the same dildo on multiple unknowing partners over a short period of time without protection.
She just found out that she recieved the Texas Vagina Massacre from that hoe-bag!
by J June 13, 2006
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kunoichi

by J October 11, 2003
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Pendejo

slang, commonly used by Mexicans and Chicanos......asshole
by J October 24, 2003
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Lord Of The Rings

a film that's watched by those who will never get any pussy.
Anyone who actually loves this movie is a virgin.
by J February 27, 2003
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metrosexual

A city slicker; plague of the modern world.
Check out the perfectly chaotically gelled, streaked hair on that metrosexual!
Is that pleather he's wearing?!
by J November 18, 2004
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money

Can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: 'Ah,10 bucks! I wanted a peanut'
Brain: 'Money can buy many peanuts'
Homer: 'Explain how.'
Brain: 'Beer can be exchanged for goods and services'
Homer: 'Woohoo!'
by J January 12, 2004
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