J's definitions
to be a thoroughly roasted jelly head;
to have a lack of control over basic physiognomical functions
to have a lack of control over basic physiognomical functions
:"It soon became apparent that Berts´ turbot impressions were chemically assisted and he was disqualified immediately for being completely munted."
by j December 2, 2003
Get the muntedmug. A loyal member to the original Boge Crew II. Co-founder of the Ghost Hunter Weekly Magazine and The Treasure Hunting Club. It is very possible that someday he will become the President of the United States of America.
by J February 25, 2005
Get the The Burnmug. when a woman in and her hands and knees and the man inverts himself, as to do a handstand and proceeds to loosen her bowels
by j June 19, 2004
Get the the kickstandmug. The hand held navigation product that Alpine Electronics released at the beginning of 2006. It is basically a $700 paper weight due to the fact that it is more likely to get you lost than the compass on the Rambo knife. If you need it to calculate a route, it might take 2 days for it to come up with one for a 45 minute drive. Can only be reset by removing the battery and letting it sit over night. Not very handy for a multi-day drive.
Thanks much Alpine for making my life easier. <---- sarcasm
Thanks much Alpine for making my life easier. <---- sarcasm
I thought I could drive to Jersey in a day, but it took my Blackbird two days to calculate the route.
by J September 1, 2008
Get the Blackbirdmug. 
