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similar to washing the dogs but a past tense verb as opposed to present tense one. when two or more realistically 1 testicle is attemped to be inserted into the anus of your sexual partner during sex. a seasonal persuit better performed in the summer as the sack has more stretch.
i attempted to perform scroggins on the lady last night but, its near impossible in an igloo.

the sun is shining and its very humid, this is good scroggins weather
Scroggins that is awesome!!! -- equivalent to "Wow that is awesome!!!"
scroggins by Tom Elgie May 24, 2006
A form of necrophila. This perverted action involves two people and a female corpse. One person is postioned with their mouth near the vagina of the corpse waiting for the fluids produced by the second person jumping on the corpse's stomach. Legend has it, the name derives from its creator, Johnny Scroggins.
Some necrophiliacs sneak into morgues for a good ol' fashioned scroggins
scroggins by FreshDizzle December 28, 2005
Sarah Scroggins was this fucking troll that lived in the woods near my russian village. She had this dumpy hat that was like a crumpled coffee bag or something and she used to eat my family's cats.
fuck, scroggins got in the cat pen again!!
scroggins by J January 11, 2005
A small hairy creature like something you would find in harry potter. its part squirrel and part spider. it makes a raspy hight pitched screeching noise that can get very annoying. its kind of a poof ball with 8 legs, claws, little squirrel ears. very small and can multiply quickly! the only way to kill them is to stomp on them but even that can prove difficult because of they are quick little buggers! by the way they have teeth and will bite!

can also be called a Scrogdor.
person one: Oh my gosh there is a scroggins on my head get it!!!

person two: I can't its to fast and i don't want it to bite me it could have rabies or something!
Scroggins by little Dancer May 18, 2009
"I got scroggins all over my bedsheets!"

"I scrogged all over my ceiling! Where's the goo-be-gone?"
Scroggins by garfhdg March 13, 2009