juice boxed

juice boxed is when oral is properly given to a woman and she gets extremely wet after a short time offering the giver splendid juice to gently sip.
It was such a delicious juice boxed night I skipped breakfast and went straight to lunch! Princess juice box is the most beautiful and delicious ever!!! Yum!!!!
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sex ketchup

She didn’t want to have sex because she was on her period so I said excuse me ma’am are you just talking about sex ketchup that’s just extra lube!
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traphouse john

The gentleman that lady pimp sends out from the Traphouse to bang the other hoes
Yep it’s joe thats the traphouse john these days he is quite good I hear
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself March 01, 2019
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throat wagon

A very popular area to haul man gravy.
I really need to get rid of some man gravy so I had to put in the throat wagon
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glory blanket

One must cut a cockhole around the middle of a blanket and lay somewhere,yard,bed,or kitchen table ect. covered completely except the cock sticking out and ready to ride !
Funny thing, I managed to convince brian to do the glory blanket at a late night party last week and he was actually crazy enough to get like 3 different rides from the lady’s and 1 blowjob!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself April 12, 2019
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Droopy pooter

The nasty ass flap of a butt hanging off an old slut bouncing off her elevated moose knuckle.
Man what happened to your ex crystal ? her butt was nice before she banged all those Dude's and now she has a droopy pooter it's nasty!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself March 07, 2018
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tuna casserole

tuna casserole is a stinky treat for only the most dedicated individuals with a dirty side of McNasty being that one must eat a woman’s pussy while she takes a shit.
There was only one way to show her complete dedication and I performed the tuna casserole for her and i now own the farm!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself April 05, 2019
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