Definitions by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself

Andrea complex

Well it’s complicated when a beautiful girl thinks she isn’t and constantly seeks affirmation because it wears on the image,Andrea is a beautiful and honest person yet doesn’t believe how everything but her complex is extremely awesome we all wish she would embrace her awesomeness and leave any doubt of her beauty behind so she would fully enjoy what a gift to humanity she really is!

Dammit don’t voice the Andrea complex it kills the vibe!

Andrea complex by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 9, 2019

Fucking really 

What the fuck?

What the fuck I was going to go to the store and get some lube but they’re closed fucking really

Fucking really by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 2, 2019

SLUTZILLA

SLUTZILLA is a slut or skank of a town who has fucked and sucked the majority of the population from young to old and even the mentally challenged

Who was that SLUTZILLA that was in the parking lot sucking off the handicapped bag boy from safeway ? I see her at the bar the other day doing the same thing with a few of the old guys!
Dude that’s Crystal she is the SLUTZILLA in this town so don’t get anywhere near her she is pure evil and will give you a STD most likely!

SLUTZILLA by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself September 18, 2019

throat wagon 

A very popular area to haul man gravy.

I really need to get rid of some man gravy so I had to put in the throat wagon

throat wagon by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself July 21, 2019

sex ketchup 

When you have sex on your period!

She didn’t want to have sex because she was on her period so I said excuse me ma’am are you just talking about sex ketchup that’s just extra lube!

sex ketchup by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself June 24, 2019

dirty gull 

When you pee,poo,and cum at the same time then triumphantly arch your arms like wings flapping wildly as you walk away from the mess left on the dirty mate of your choosing.

I sat and watched as Justin gave Jessica the dirty gull as he flapped his arms like wings and walked away the mess was significant and apparently exhilarating!

dirty gull by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself June 11, 2019

juice boxed 

juice boxed is when oral is properly given to a woman and she gets extremely wet after a short time offering the giver splendid juice to gently sip.

It was such a delicious juice boxed night I skipped breakfast and went straight to lunch! Princess juice box is the most beautiful and delicious ever!!! Yum!!!!

juice boxed by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself June 9, 2019