Definitions by Iwantfrineds

Shroomer 

Noun - A farmer of 'shrooms. Not mushrooms. SHROOMS.

Guy 1: Psst... Do ya know a guy who can hook me up with some of the green stuff tomorrow night?
Guy 2: What? No! But I know a shroomer.

Guy 1: Even better!

Shroomer by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

Brainbroke

Adj. - Used to describe an idea, concept, or object in which when being looked upon or described, it sounds extremely messed up and should not exist based on standard moral parameters.

Note: This term is used to denote anything dirty, sexual-looking, or just plain weird, not psychotic expressionism

Synonyms: brainf***, mindf***

Dad: Hey there, son. Whatcha doin'?
Son: *Looking*
Dad: That's brainbroke, son

Brainbroke by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

Urban Dictionary 

A cancerous site I probably should not be on, and neither should you.

Don’t use Urban Dictionary, son. It’s cursed.

Urban Dictionary by Iwantfrineds December 22, 2020

Yandex 

A Russian search engine. Serves other places, too. The results are useful. If you can read them.

A: What search engine should I use today?
B: Yandex.
A: Bruh.

Yandex by Iwantfrineds December 22, 2020

Hair 

Pieces of fine yarn all over your body. You can theoretically knit with it, but if you knew where it came from, would you really?

Hair is just yarn you can't afford. It's priceless.

Hair by Iwantfrineds December 31, 2019

You 

A figment of my imagination who is looking at this right about now. This statement is 100% accurate, trust me.

John: Peppa, what are you doing in my house?
Peppa: ...

You by Iwantfrineds September 5, 2019

Silence 

A game where nobody talks

Silence!!!

Silence by Iwantfrineds May 27, 2019