Shroomer

Noun - A farmer of 'shrooms. Not mushrooms. SHROOMS.

Guy 1: Psst... Do ya know a guy who can hook me up with some of the green stuff tomorrow night?
Guy 2: What? No! But I know a shroomer.

Guy 1: Even better!

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

Rule 34

That one rule on the internet for a select "cultured" people

Rule 34 will shatter the souls of the unenlightened

by Iwantfrineds March 31, 2023

Urban Dictionary

A cancerous site I probably should not be on, and neither should you.

Don’t use Urban Dictionary, son. It’s cursed.

by Iwantfrineds December 22, 2020

Spulletate

Verb - To spit at one with such force that it gives the victim physical pain, almost as if they've been shot. This verb is typically used with animals, humans and any other living thing that can express pain.

"John used to spulletate on my forehead. It hurt a lot."

by Iwantfrineds March 30, 2023

Hallettrome

Noun - A letter of any alphabet that is symmetrical when cut in any direction, be it lengthwise or other.

Uppercase A is a hallettrome when split from the top. Lowercase X is one as well, but this time both length- and width-wise

by Iwantfrineds March 31, 2023

The J-N-Names Theory

A theory which states that a mysterious force causes people to replace others' names if they start with a J and end with an N. Works 10 - 15% of the time.

Example of the J-N-Names Theory:

Jadon: *Walks into class*
Teacher: Good morning, Jonathon!
Jadon: (Internally) THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

Youtubism

A disease you get when make fun of someone's Youtube account

Look over there, a guy with Youtubism

by Iwantfrineds May 26, 2019