Ivan's definitions

Shitnips

1.(av,n) Fucked-up looking nipples.

1.Shane Reese took off his shirt and I saw his big shitnips.

2.This bitch has the worst shitnips I have ever seen!

3.DAMN, look at those big shitnips!
11-15-04

by Ivan November 15, 2004

múm

A greatly original electronic melodic band from iceland. Icelandic girls voices singing english is always amazing.

"Hi, im in the band múm, and we will never go to Florida! Ha!"

by Ivan January 21, 2004

mf

Male/female

Describes porn content, one of many abbreviations.

An mf hardcore porn.

by Ivan February 28, 2005

greasy wheel

A pizza.

Yo, let's order a greasy wheel.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

essephar

A legion of élite highwaymen, pirates, and other judicial vigilantes, who are inevitably on the wrong side of the powers that be, and yet not for the purpose of working against them. Often unsung heroes, misunderstood, lovable rogues, who do not reveal all their cards until precisely the right moment. Never to be underestimated, crossed, or taken lightly, these highly-trained avengers are snake-like in their infiltration, hulk-like in their revealed presence, and armageddon-like in their destruction of their target.

Origins: The Dalnet #SmokeFilledRoom which housed the initial conspirators; the first essephar council. Now to be found on irc://irc.irchighway.net/#smokefilledroom fighting the good fight in one way or another.

Also:
essepharon - member of essephar
essepharesque - similar to essephar
essepharian victory - victory in the style of essephar
essephar council - the core of essephar, original and senior members

1. An essepharian victory was enjoyed by the 22nd Regiment as they entered the base of the enemy and liquidated all hostiles.
2. The Magnificent Seven are a veritable essephar council.
3. Essephar operations are feared the world over.

by ivan July 13, 2003

Gayzer

When someone of a certain sex looks at someone else of that same sex with intent.

Take a picture ya gayzer.

by ivan February 13, 2004

scrubber

Exactly the same as Chav, Ned, Townie, Kev, Charver, Steek, Spide, Bazza, Yarco, Ratboy, Kappa Slapper, Skanger, Janner, Stig, Scallie and Scrut. Please use www.chavscum.co.uk for further reference.

Man this place is full of scrubbers! Lets shift.

by ivan February 5, 2004