Intelligence001's definitions

whatsamatta

"What's the matter" in a heavy New England accent. Often used mockingly by Southies attempting to instigate a fight.

Whatsamatta with you? If you want I fight, I give you aune.

by Intelligence001 February 13, 2020

Internet Drama

Two or more grown-ass adults squabbling like immature babies over an extremely trivial and/or ridiculous issue that nobody gave a rat's arse about in the first place, with no gain in any case aside from turning a lot of people against you just because you can.

Oh, would you two quit with this stupid internet drama!? Seriously, you're both acting like toddlers arguing over a pack of animal crackers; grow up and act like fuckin' adults!

by Intelligence001 February 12, 2020

grown-ass adult

A person who is legally and biologically in the adult stage of human development. Typically used as a derisive term for a person who acts way, way younger than they actually are, i.e. a manchild.

Oh, for the love of God, you're a grown-ass adult. Do your own damn laundry!

by Intelligence001 February 12, 2020

bad day

The point at which even the most sane, composed, calm, collected, stable, and well-adjusted person in all of human history to utterly snap and lose it.

All it takes is for one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.

by Intelligence001 January 19, 2020

cheese sliding off the crackers

To go totally insane, in the same vein as losing one's marbles.

Phil threw another tantrum over a missing sock. I think he's got his cheese sliding off the crackers.

by Intelligence001 January 15, 2020

Killer Rabbit

A creature that presents itself as being totally harmless and cuddly, but will beat you to death with your own skull if you get too close. Named for the creature of the same name in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, where it decapitates Sir Bohrs and two other knights before the crew books it.

I saw a cute little squirrel on the way to school. I wound up losing my testicles to it.
Damn, like that killer rabbit.

by Intelligence001 January 7, 2020

miles gloriosus

Latin for "bragging soldier." A person who continually boasts of his fighting capability, but the very nanosecond he finds himself in an actual fight, he turns tail and runs his ass out of town.

Bully: Well!? Who wants some!? I can snap a man in two with my fingers!
Fighter roughly his size: Sure thing, punk. *throws left hook*
Bully: SHIT SHIT SHIT! *runs down hall*
Random dude in crowd: Yup. Bona fide Miles Gloriosus.

by Intelligence001 November 22, 2019