Intelligence001's definitions
by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016
Get the mummymug. An inbred idiot's convention of homophobic, racist, anti-American, and religious intolerant dipshits that give God a bad name. No, God does not hate gays, Jews, Muslims, or Americans. He loves all his children, even if we committed wrongdoing.
by Intelligence001 July 1, 2016
Get the Westboro Baptist Churchmug. Sargent: Private, could you go get an id10t form from Administration?
Private: Sir, yes, sir!
Sargent: *snickers*
Private: Sir, yes, sir!
Sargent: *snickers*
by Intelligence001 June 20, 2016
Get the id10t formmug. by Intelligence001 May 31, 2017
Get the government efficiencymug. A large vehicle designed to "float" over water or land through means of pushing large amounts of air underneath it. Often infested with eels.
by Intelligence001 May 17, 2020
Get the hovercraftmug. A type of scam in which one pretends to have been hit by a person's vehicle in order to squeeze some money out of the driver, usually in court or in the form of insurance payouts.
Guy 1: So, hahe's da plan. I pretend da car hit me, and we take da drivah ta court, and we sue him till we got all da money in his account. Sound good?
Guy 2: Ah, a flopsy. ...Ah, fuhgettaboutit. He probably gotta dash cam.
Guy 2: Ah, a flopsy. ...Ah, fuhgettaboutit. He probably gotta dash cam.
by Intelligence001 June 22, 2020
Get the flopsymug. The man in the sky that supposedly created everything. Has a zombie son born of a virgin.
Used by people to mock those who let their religion dictate their lives, and who try using said religion as an excuse to be utter dicks to everyone else.
Used by people to mock those who let their religion dictate their lives, and who try using said religion as an excuse to be utter dicks to everyone else.
Tell someone there's an invisible sky daddy, they'll believe you. Tell someone the paint is wet, and they'll touch it because they don't believe you.
by Intelligence001 August 28, 2019
Get the invisible sky daddymug.