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invisible sky daddy

The man in the sky that supposedly created everything. Has a zombie son born of a virgin.
Used by people to mock those who let their religion dictate their lives, and who try using said religion as an excuse to be utter dicks to everyone else.
Tell someone there's an invisible sky daddy, they'll believe you. Tell someone the paint is wet, and they'll touch it because they don't believe you.
by Intelligence001 August 28, 2019
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hovercraft

A large vehicle designed to "float" over water or land through means of pushing large amounts of air underneath it. Often infested with eels.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
by Intelligence001 May 17, 2020
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Woke

Original/Actual definition: To be aware of the severity of major social issues, such as racial inequality and financial corruption.

Current/Misused definition: Anything a right-winger doesn't like, especially in movies or/TV shows. (Don't ask.)
Actual definition: I was never aware of the disparity between the Upper and Middle Classes. Consider me woke!

Right-wing definition: This movie has one black person in it! GO WOKE GO BROKE REEEEEEEEEE!!!
by Intelligence001 March 3, 2023
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Seizure Salad

The retard's way of spelling Caesar salad.
Person on twitter: I had a seizure salad, it was good af.
Other person on twitter: You DENSE motherfucker...
by Intelligence001 December 30, 2016
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brass magnet

An object used in Canadian military forces to haze rookies assigned to their first duty unit. For example-
"Private, go get a brass magnet."
"What for, sir?"
"Eases the collection of spent 'munition casings."
"On it, sir"
*snickers*
by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016
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Arrow

Every adventurers worst nightmare. Protect your knees from the onslaught of arrows, or else you will become a city guard who won't help anyone because you'll think someone stole their sweet rolls.
Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow-
Boromir: In the knee? Must have been awful.
Leonidas: Shut up. Both of you.
by Intelligence001 July 26, 2016
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mummy

DO NOT ENTER THE PYRAMID, OR FACE THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY!
by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016
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