Intelligence001's definitions

BT punch

Literally a flying fist punch to the face from a Boiler Technician. Used as a welcome-in joke used on n00b soldiers in the navy.

First day on the job, huh? Could you go get a BT punch from the engine room?

by Intelligence001 July 9, 2016

the bodies in the water

Something you do not recognize.

You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

by Intelligence001 April 11, 2022

Bae

The Danish word for "shit." Well, it was, until a bunch of uneducated morons decided it meant "Before Anyone Else" in reference to their love interest. If they said the word to someone in Denmark, they'd get the "bæ" kicked out of them.

American teen: Hey bae! what's up?
Danish teen: Hvad fanden er der galt med dig, meningsløs gris? (What the hell is wrong with you, senseless pig?)

by Intelligence001 January 2, 2017

Bellum

The Latin word for war.

Bellum contra nos est, amici! Accinge te! (War is upon us, friends! Brace yourselves!)

by Intelligence001 July 26, 2016

weak spot

The place you must attack for massive damage. See also Giant enemy crab.

Attack its weak spot for massive damage!

by Intelligence001 January 3, 2017

shaggy dog story

A long, harrowing tale often beset by misfortunes that the protagonist endures, only for all his/her/its/their victories to be rendered pointless in one move.

The quintessential shaggy dog story goes like this: One day, a man was hiking when he had a terrible fall. Then, he was discovered by a shaggy dog. The man worked through the pain to take the dog home. After tending his injuries and feeding the dog, he discovers in the papers that a rich couple were looking for a shaggy dog, and were offering a reward for anyone who found it. The man then sold everything he could think of to buy a ticket to the owner's residence area. He even paid extra for handling the dog. When the man landed, he scraped just enough money to get a car. He went to the dog's owner's mansion, but missed the gate. When the man got to the door, he and the dog were shot dead by a guard.

by Intelligence001 November 16, 2020

cheese sliding off the crackers

To go totally insane, in the same vein as losing one's marbles.

Phil threw another tantrum over a missing sock. I think he's got his cheese sliding off the crackers.

by Intelligence001 January 15, 2020