Rum

An alcoholic beverage that is, for all points and purposes, gone.

...But why is the rum gone?

by Intelligence001 November 13, 2016

Carthage

An ancient city that existed in what is now Tunisia. It was razed to the ground in the Punic wars, at the behest of Cato the Elder.

Furthermore, Carthage must be destroyed.

by Intelligence001 April 14, 2022

Bellum

The Latin word for war.

Bellum contra nos est, amici! Accinge te! (War is upon us, friends! Brace yourselves!)

by Intelligence001 July 26, 2016

Cake

A lie.

The cake is a lie.

by Intelligence001 June 26, 2016

Name

That which you should not define on this site.

Stop defining your name on Urban Dictionary, dammit. The editors already have enough work to do.

by Intelligence001 January 06, 2017

miles gloriosus

Latin for "bragging soldier." A person who continually boasts of his fighting capability, but the very nanosecond he finds himself in an actual fight, he turns tail and runs his ass out of town.

Bully: Well!? Who wants some!? I can snap a man in two with my fingers!
Fighter roughly his size: Sure thing, punk. *throws left hook*
Bully: SHIT SHIT SHIT! *runs down hall*
Random dude in crowd: Yup. Bona fide Miles Gloriosus.

by Intelligence001 November 22, 2019

Faith

A belief in something, a lack of which will get you telekinetically strangled by a dude in a life-support system.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

by Intelligence001 November 26, 2016