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ninjas cutting onions

A slang term for crying while observing something tearjerking, such as a sad film scene. This refers to both a ninja's alleged stealth abilities, and the irritation of the eyes by the fluids in an onion.
I was watching The Notebook yesterday. Damn ninjas cutting onions the whole time..
by Intelligence001 December 17, 2016
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grown-ass adult

A person who is legally and biologically in the adult stage of human development. Typically used as a derisive term for a person who acts way, way younger than they actually are, i.e. a manchild.
Oh, for the love of God, you're a grown-ass adult. Do your own damn laundry!
by Intelligence001 February 12, 2020
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Truck-kun

A mysterious, otherworldy being of inscrutable nature. He/She/It/They will randomly manifest as a truck barreling down a highway towards a poor, unsuspecting ordinary person, often resulting in the target's demise. Rumors suggest it may actually be transporting the victims into alternate universes that resemble fantasy versions of the High Middle Ages, that the victim may begin a new, wondrous life.
Reki: Did you hear? Some poor schmuck got ran over by a truck at the intersection. They somehow didn't find his body.
Kotaro: Hmm. I reckon it was Truck-kun. He's probably learning magic and getting all the ladies now.
by Intelligence001 September 16, 2022
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First Law of Holes

"If you find yourself in a hole, your first course of action should be to stop digging." If you find yourself in a bad situation, stop doing something that is actively making it worse.
Dylan got himself into trouble with the cops. He didn't remember the first law of holes and started fighting with them.
by Intelligence001 July 23, 2019
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Brie Larson

An actress. She was in Captain Marvel, playing the titular character. People really hate her for some weird reason.
"Bruh, that's the 50th time TODAY that you've bitched and moaned about Brie Larson! She lives rent free in your head; watch something else!"
"NO! I have to hate Brie Larson 24/7 or I'll DIE!"
"Wow, what a loser."
by Intelligence001 September 17, 2023
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Arrow

Every adventurers worst nightmare. Protect your knees from the onslaught of arrows, or else you will become a city guard who won't help anyone because you'll think someone stole their sweet rolls.
Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow-
Boromir: In the knee? Must have been awful.
Leonidas: Shut up. Both of you.
by Intelligence001 July 26, 2016
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brass magnet

An object used in Canadian military forces to haze rookies assigned to their first duty unit. For example-
"Private, go get a brass magnet."
"What for, sir?"
"Eases the collection of spent 'munition casings."
"On it, sir"
*snickers*
by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016
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