Intelligence001's definitions

spider

The leading cause of house fires.

There was a spider, I panicked. I think it's gone now.

by Intelligence001 July 5, 2016

aspirations

Something you should take care not to choke on, especially not in the vicinity of your boss.

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations.

by Intelligence001 July 23, 2019

government efficiency

An even bigger oxymoron than military intelligence.

I see no proof of "government efficiency." All I see are a bunch of do-nothing retards.

by Intelligence001 May 31, 2017

you have failed me

The last thing you hear your boss say before your sudden demise. Usually because you screwed up that one time. Oops.

You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.

by Intelligence001 September 5, 2019

id10t form

A joke played on new military recruits. id10t is leet for idiot.

Sargent: Private, could you go get an id10t form from Administration?
Private: Sir, yes, sir!
Sargent: *snickers*

by Intelligence001 June 20, 2016

flopsy

A type of scam in which one pretends to have been hit by a person's vehicle in order to squeeze some money out of the driver, usually in court or in the form of insurance payouts.

Guy 1: So, hahe's da plan. I pretend da car hit me, and we take da drivah ta court, and we sue him till we got all da money in his account. Sound good?
Guy 2: Ah, a flopsy. ...Ah, fuhgettaboutit. He probably gotta dash cam.

by Intelligence001 June 22, 2020

Westboro Baptist Church

An inbred idiot's convention of homophobic, racist, anti-American, and religious intolerant dipshits that give God a bad name. No, God does not hate gays, Jews, Muslims, or Americans. He loves all his children, even if we committed wrongdoing.

Westboro Baptist Church is an idiot convention.

by Intelligence001 July 1, 2016