Because their constituencies wouldn't vote for them otherwise, certain politicians learn to clarifuscate early in their careers.
When my physics teacher tried to explain how to work the deadly tesla coil for the lab, he ended up clarifuscating me until my eyes were glassy and my drool was seeping onto my shirt. This resulted in me frying myself and setting the school on fire. Too bad I was dead to see the prison burn.
When my physics teacher tried to explain how to work the deadly tesla coil for the lab, he ended up clarifuscating me until my eyes were glassy and my drool was seeping onto my shirt. This resulted in me frying myself and setting the school on fire. Too bad I was dead to see the prison burn.
by Insufficient Postage May 06, 2006

How to describe Microsoft's ActiveSync utility when it's not working properly--which is most of the time.
by Insufficient Postage May 06, 2006

A giant, voracious, veggie-ravaging rabbit that only appears during the full moon. Has giant teeth the size of axe blades. From Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit.
Reverend Clement Hedges: This was no man. Does a man have teeth the size of axe blades? Or ears like terrible tombstones? By tampering with nature, forcing vegetables to swell far beyond their natural size, we have brought a terrible judgement upon ourselves.
Omninous organ music plays
Reverend Clement Hedges: And for our sins, a hideous creature has been sent to punish us all! Repent! Repent! Lest you, too, taste the wrath of... the Were-Rabbit!
Omninous organ music plays
Reverend Clement Hedges: And for our sins, a hideous creature has been sent to punish us all! Repent! Repent! Lest you, too, taste the wrath of... the Were-Rabbit!
by Insufficient Postage May 22, 2006

Al Roker: That's the forecast. Stay tuned for local weather info in your neck of the woods.
What time is it in your neck of the woods?
What time is it in your neck of the woods?
by Insufficient Postage April 30, 2006

You perceive a typo in the text you just typed, and correct it, but then it turns out the original text was correct, and your error was in the rereading. You've just made a rereado.
Rereados are nothing to be concerned about:
It dsoen't rlaley mtater.
Sboodemy snet me an eiaml rentcely rdineming me taht it's olny the ltreets on ehetir end taht metatr. The oens in the mdlide you can put in whvaeter oredr you wnat.
It dsoen't rlaley mtater.
Sboodemy snet me an eiaml rentcely rdineming me taht it's olny the ltreets on ehetir end taht metatr. The oens in the mdlide you can put in whvaeter oredr you wnat.
by Insufficient Postage May 06, 2006

a phrase used to wish someone well in an endeavor
sometimes a pointless phrase if the task at hand does not even remotely involve or require luck.
sometimes a pointless phrase if the task at hand does not even remotely involve or require luck.
by Insufficient Postage April 09, 2006

. How I feel when it rains or when my cello breaks and I feel like part of my soul is missing.
.. Gloomy
.. Gloomy
by insufficient postage October 23, 2005
