Insufficient Postage's definitions

Get it

A phrase you say after a joke if it flies past the people's heads. A question that may be responded to with I don't get it.

!: What do you call a sexy shark?
#: burr...
!: A nurse shark! Get it!!??
#: I don't get it...

by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006

the talk of the town

The main source of gossip and or discussion in a large population.

My jumping off the Niagara Fall nude and surviving will be the talk of the town when I'm thirty two years old.

by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006

wtz

Acronym for "What the za," za being a word short for pizza.

WTZ? I ordered a pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut and all I get are two pepperonis on each slice!?

by Insufficient Postage May 18, 2006

I hate myself

A statement used when one is feeling extremely frustrated with oneself for a failure or flaw in one's life.

I hate myself for letting Urban Dictionary distract me from my homework.

by Insufficient Postage May 9, 2006

boodissy

1. (n.) Something that smells horribly foul.

2. (adj.) Smelling horribly foul.

1. "Damn y'all, it smell like boodissy in here."

2. "Cripes, it smells all boodissy in this room even after spraying Febreze every which way; hmmm, maybe my fungi-infested feet and the two-week old salami sitting on my shelf....or maybe i'm just imagining the smell."

by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006

ice meme

A chilling thought or idea.

The thought of global ape domination is indeed an ice meme. Wait, there's already an ape running a superpower...maybe we aren't too far from it after all! We're doomed!

by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006

Opotamus

A hippo that has ceased to be hip.

Word used to describe anything that thinks it's cool, but isn't or anything that was once cool, but isn't anymore due to arrogance or a changing of the times.

Pachelbel the Panther: See Herbie over there? Think he all fly 'n shit, yawning like he don't give a fuck 'bout whether he gets mauled by Leo. He one straight opotamus.
Andy the Aardvark: Yeah, man. Think he all badass 'n cool, when he really just a bigass, lazy mo'fucka.

Hungry Hippos are the opposite of opotamus.

Bell bottoms are opotamus.

by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006