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Butthole elves

1) Elves in your ass.
2) Defined in the bible, Bill 3:16 pm verse 78907890 as the "vile creatures that dwell within thy sphincter and will give thy wiping hand no rest whatsoever". In Finnish literature they are described as the sole reason we must use toilet paper "or else they're gonna pull you into the pot".
There's no toilet paper!I bet the butthole elves are out tonight!
by incipitsathanas April 7, 2008
mugGet the Butthole elvesmug.

caca monster

1: Someone who takes shits repeatedly throughout the day
and or takes their sweet ass time doing so and also uses an entire roll ov toilet paper to wipe.

2: Once thought to be mythical creatures ov mexico up until their discovery by Mel Gibson on a voyage deep into the mystical mexican monte, and as ov today have not been thoroughly studied; are thought to either be living piles ov steaming shit, risen from sewers, or just sasquatch like creatures that cover themselves in their own feces.
"Dude, you've been in the restroom for like an hour already, and i know you're using the whole damn roll in there, hurry up you caca monster!"
by incipitsathanas October 29, 2009
mugGet the caca monstermug.

"vanished like a fart in the wind"

1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.
When he was caught masturbating the livestock he "vanished like a fart in the wind"!
by incipitsathanas February 21, 2009
mugGet the "vanished like a fart in the wind"mug.

Immortal house of pancakes

A pancake house funded and run by the music legends abbath, horgh, and demonaz of the country music group immortal. The restaurant is most popularly noted for having exemplary eggs and sausage, and for the fact that the building itself is made of frozen ogre piss.
I ate at the Immortal house of pancakes and it was fucking cold inside.
by incipitsathanas April 6, 2008
mugGet the Immortal house of pancakesmug.

throw-up metal

1) Another sub-genre of heavy-metal music so named for the "throw-up" sounding vocalizations of the "singers" and/or live performances involving either the crowd vomitting or the musicians themselves.
I listen to all kinds of metal like speed metal, black metal, death metal, hitler metal, and even throw-up metal.
by incipitsathanas April 6, 2008
mugGet the throw-up metalmug.

fathead metal

1. metal for fat people

2. another sub-genre ov heavy metal music made exclusively for and by people with normal bodies, but with the heads ov a morbidly obese person.
Fathead metal isn't for people like me and you bill cosby, it's only for people with small penises and big elbows.
by incipitsathanas October 14, 2009
mugGet the fathead metalmug.

stupid-metal

1) Yet another sub-genre of metal music characterized by the fact that the drummers in this sub-genre all use their feet to play. Along with vocalizations of a "stupid" unborn fetus, the music generates nothing more than stupidity and has been called a threat to native americans everywhere. Also Jesus is real to them.
Only fat ugly people listen to marshmallows and eat the magical jesus cookie. I love stupid-metal.
by incipitsathanas April 7, 2008
mugGet the stupid-metalmug.

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