dildo monkey

1) Anyone who's employer is Reeves County.
2) One who willingly shoves slim jims up his/her ass.
3) The milk man.
I too was once a dildo monkey. But no longer do I have the desire nor funds to purchase any kind ov beef jerky.
by incipitsathanas March 14, 2008
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unchristian masturbating

1. masturbating to thoughts ov sex with women and not jesus/god; masturbating to porn or the excorsist.
"Father, forgive me for i have sinned, the other day i was jacking off to tera patrick getting rammed by a huge weiner"

"that is unchristian masturbating my son"
by incipitsathanas October 29, 2009
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cabobulate

1.) The word used to define morgan freeman's excessive scheming to achieve maximum penis growth

2.) To plan a chinese fire drill

3.) Debating between resting your schrodum on an old lady's nostrils or to buy a five dollar footlong
I'm going to cabobulate.
by incipitsathanas July 06, 2009
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hitler metal

1) Yet another sub-genre of heavy metal music characterized by the constant use of national socialist lyrics, and referrances to world war II.
2) The genre of metal founded in 1939 by Hitler mein fuhrer himself. Includes repetive drumming and guitars, and vocals very similar to stupid-metal. Also has background noise of ongoing warfare and destruction.
Hitler metal is awesome, I love hitler metal, it is neat.
by incipitsathanas April 06, 2008
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butt lovin

1) A phrase used to refer to an act ov anal sex/buttsex.
Last night I had some good butt lovin!
by incipitsathanas March 16, 2008
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1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.
When he was caught masturbating the livestock he "vanished like a fart in the wind"!
by incipitsathanas February 21, 2009
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caca monster

1: Someone who takes shits repeatedly throughout the day
and or takes their sweet ass time doing so and also uses an entire roll ov toilet paper to wipe.

2: Once thought to be mythical creatures ov mexico up until their discovery by Mel Gibson on a voyage deep into the mystical mexican monte, and as ov today have not been thoroughly studied; are thought to either be living piles ov steaming shit, risen from sewers, or just sasquatch like creatures that cover themselves in their own feces.
"Dude, you've been in the restroom for like an hour already, and i know you're using the whole damn roll in there, hurry up you caca monster!"
by incipitsathanas October 29, 2009
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