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Gai

An alternate way of spelling Gay. Gai was a word created by myself for the following reasons

It's Pretentious, Femenin and Stylish, just like Gays.

You could use it as a Trend to find other Gays. Like you're at a Bar and you see a Guy that's your type, you just hold up a Pinky. If you get a Pinky in return, He's gay. If you get the finger, move on.

It would just piss straight people off more to be forced to spell it that way.

It would be all the Rage in Gay countries like France.
((On Instant Messenger))
John Says: Are you Gay?
Billy Says: No, I'm Gai.
by Immortal-Jake April 20, 2006
mugGet the Gaimug.

custard chucker

When a Man Jacks-Off in his hand and throws it itb someone's face. Mostly a Game played by College studants.
"Oww, my eye... You fucking custard chucker!"
by Immortal-Jake May 17, 2006
mugGet the custard chuckermug.

Bifollicle

Naturally having 2 colors in your hair.
Emily: My hair is Brown and Red
Sam: You're Bifollicle
by Immortal-Jake January 31, 2007
mugGet the Bifolliclemug.

Flesh-Vessel

A Term used for one's Body. What makes someone Who they are? Is it their Body, Their Soul or their mind? According to most Religions, when we Die, we get a New Body but the soul/mind move on. There for, Bodies are just Vessels made of Flesh to carry us through this life. The term "Flesh-Vessel" is meant to sound a little dirty because The Human Body is more or less a Disgusting thing.
Alex: I'm gonna go to the Gym to beef up the ol' Flesh-Vessel
Ben: You're gonna jerk off at the Gym?
Alex: my BODY man, not my wang.
by Immortal-Jake December 25, 2007
mugGet the Flesh-Vesselmug.

Crangalobo

The Act of using a Blade and making Scars on a friends body. It show's your loyalty to that friend, and They recieve a new level of life achievement.
Man1- Look at that Guy's Back!
Man2- Yeah, it's called Crangalobo. Got it done during a full moon in june.
by Immortal-Jake July 4, 2006
mugGet the Crangalobomug.

Bram

An insulting acronym; It stands for "Bogus Retard Ass Muncher"
1: You Bram!

2: I'll kick you right in the Braming mouth
by Immortal-Jake May 8, 2006
mugGet the Brammug.

dinkies

1- That Guy only drives Dinkies

2- Bob is a dinkie collector
by Immortal-Jake May 28, 2006
mugGet the dinkiesmug.

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