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Definitions by Immortal-Jake

The guy everyone dresses like which makes him hard to find. He was last seen with Carmen Sandiego.
"Where the Fuck is Waldo? He owes me Money"
Waldo by Immortal-Jake May 14, 2006

Mr Right 

A Man that Every Woman wants to Find, Fuck and Marry. But they will never find him, because he is hiding from all the Skanks, Bitches, and Hos of the world. Perhaps he's Gay? Who knows...
"Oh, if I could only find Mr Right, I'd be in Heaven."
Mr Right by Immortal-Jake May 14, 2006

vah jay jay

A way to say Vagina when you are trying to be polite about it.
"Yeah, My girlfriend went to the Doctor. She was having Vah Jay Jay Problems..."
vah jay jay by Immortal-Jake May 14, 2006

Gork Out 

To over eat almost to the point of Vomiting.
1"I just got a Promotion. To Celibrate, I think I'll Gork Out on some Ice Cream"

2"Uhhg, this thanksgiving I Gorked Out and felt like I was gonna die!"
Gork Out by Immortal-Jake May 8, 2006
An insulting acronym; It stands for "Bogus Retard Ass Muncher"
1: You Bram!

2: I'll kick you right in the Braming mouth
Bram by Immortal-Jake May 8, 2006
An alternate way of spelling Gay. Gai was a word created by myself for the following reasons

It's Pretentious, Femenin and Stylish, just like Gays.

You could use it as a Trend to find other Gays. Like you're at a Bar and you see a Guy that's your type, you just hold up a Pinky. If you get a Pinky in return, He's gay. If you get the finger, move on.

It would just piss straight people off more to be forced to spell it that way.

It would be all the Rage in Gay countries like France.
((On Instant Messenger))
John Says: Are you Gay?
Billy Says: No, I'm Gai.
Gai by Immortal-Jake April 20, 2006
"That Chick has an Aromic Ass"
Aromic by Immortal-Jake June 29, 2005