by Immortal-Jake May 11, 2006
A Term used for one's Body. What makes someone Who they are? Is it their Body, Their Soul or their mind? According to most Religions, when we Die, we get a New Body but the soul/mind move on. There for, Bodies are just Vessels made of Flesh to carry us through this life. The term "Flesh-Vessel" is meant to sound a little dirty because The Human Body is more or less a Disgusting thing.
Alex: I'm gonna go to the Gym to beef up the ol' Flesh-Vessel
Ben: You're gonna jerk off at the Gym?
Alex: my BODY man, not my wang.
Ben: You're gonna jerk off at the Gym?
Alex: my BODY man, not my wang.
by Immortal-Jake November 24, 2007
"God, I can't take one more day working at that nursing home!"
"Yeah, if I had to sponge bathe that Sakawich I'd quit too"
"Yeah, if I had to sponge bathe that Sakawich I'd quit too"
by Immortal-Jake May 10, 2006
1"I just got a Promotion. To Celibrate, I think I'll Gork Out on some Ice Cream"
2"Uhhg, this thanksgiving I Gorked Out and felt like I was gonna die!"
2"Uhhg, this thanksgiving I Gorked Out and felt like I was gonna die!"
by Immortal-Jake April 27, 2006
A Home Made Knife made out of Metal. Not to be Confused with a Shiv (A home made knife made of anything BUT metal)
Skanks are usually made out of Spoons, Screw Drivers, or just pieces of Scrap Metal.
Shanked- To get Stabbed by a shank.
Skanks are usually made out of Spoons, Screw Drivers, or just pieces of Scrap Metal.
Shanked- To get Stabbed by a shank.
by Immortal-Jake May 04, 2006
When a Man Jacks-Off in his hand and throws it itb someone's face. Mostly a Game played by College studants.
by Immortal-Jake May 10, 2006
Bob- I commented 4 hot chicks last night. What did you do?
John- I was myspacing out for a while, and just waited for people to comment me. No one did, so I got off 3 hours later.
John- I was myspacing out for a while, and just waited for people to comment me. No one did, so I got off 3 hours later.
by Immortal-Jake July 04, 2006