Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Ihavenolife

Squintmaxxing

Squinting in order to gradually gain hunter eyes.

I do squintmaxxing all day. It's really easy

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Those idiots really think jelqing works 💀

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Putting the tongue on the roof of the mouth in order to have a more sharp and defined jawline.

Derrick was silent; mewing.

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Bro, I've only been edging for 2 days, but it makes me so dissatisfied

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1. Regular masturbation
2. The act of delaying orgasm for minutes to hours at a time in order for it to be more long and powerful

1. Little Jimmy was caught gooning in class, over and over to Pornhub
2. Yeah, I just had a 1 and a half hour gooning session

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Not to be confused with gooner.

Coomers are people who participate in the act of cooming but are ashamed and hide it.

Person 1: I found some questionable images on your laptop; are you a coomer by any chance?
Person 2: Uhh

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Someone who participates in the act of gooning (oftentimes addicted to it) and is proud of this.

Person 1: I beat my meat all day to those pics
Person 2: Wth is wrong with you, gooner

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