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Bey-tard
The most hardcore Beyonce stans in all of humanity. They will defend her at all costs and they will throw a fit if you don't love her.
Tom: Beyonce is the queen of pop, hands down!
Jim: No, r&b, she's the queen of r&b bro.
Bob: Fuck that, she's the queen of music!
Bill: Will you guys stop being such Bey-Tards? That overrated woman ain't the queen of anything except lip-syncing during all her performances and sounding like a 4th grader when she talks.
Tom, Bob and Jim together: I can't believe you! You just insulted our queen! It's the end of the world, how dare you talk bad about our queen! She's the queen of music, now bow down and worship the queen of all queens, Beyonce!
Bill: Fuck yall bey-tards, I've gotta find me some new friends, ones who have better taste in music.
Tom: Bill, you're just a racist! You don't like Beyonce because she's black! You're so afraid of a strong beautiful black woman like our queen!
Bill: Most of my favorite singers are black, so I can't be racist you dumbass. You just can't accept the fact that not everybody is a fan of that boring basic bimbo.
Jim: No, r&b, she's the queen of r&b bro.
Bob: Fuck that, she's the queen of music!
Bill: Will you guys stop being such Bey-Tards? That overrated woman ain't the queen of anything except lip-syncing during all her performances and sounding like a 4th grader when she talks.
Tom, Bob and Jim together: I can't believe you! You just insulted our queen! It's the end of the world, how dare you talk bad about our queen! She's the queen of music, now bow down and worship the queen of all queens, Beyonce!
Bill: Fuck yall bey-tards, I've gotta find me some new friends, ones who have better taste in music.
Tom: Bill, you're just a racist! You don't like Beyonce because she's black! You're so afraid of a strong beautiful black woman like our queen!
Bill: Most of my favorite singers are black, so I can't be racist you dumbass. You just can't accept the fact that not everybody is a fan of that boring basic bimbo.
Lil Pump
Guy: You're going 70 miles per hour. How long will it take you to drive 70 miles?
Lil Pump: 70 nigga!
Guy: What's the difference between America and the United States?
Lil Pump: Bruh. The United States is more south than America bruh, America's in the north.
Lil Pump: 70 nigga!
Guy: What's the difference between America and the United States?
Lil Pump: Bruh. The United States is more south than America bruh, America's in the north.
J. Cole
Bob: Damn, J. Cole is a much better rapper than Kendrick Lamar, it's not even funny.
Bill: Kendrick Lam-who?
Bob: Kendrick Lamar. You know, To Pimp a Butterfly?
Bill: To pimp a butterfly? What the hell is that! It sounds like trash anyway!
Bob: Yeah it is trash, Kendrick is trash.
Bill: His name is Kendrick Lamar?
Bob: Yes, but it doesn't matter anyway because he's trash compared to J. Cole!
Bill: Kendrick Lam-who?
Bob: Kendrick Lamar. You know, To Pimp a Butterfly?
Bill: To pimp a butterfly? What the hell is that! It sounds like trash anyway!
Bob: Yeah it is trash, Kendrick is trash.
Bill: His name is Kendrick Lamar?
Bob: Yes, but it doesn't matter anyway because he's trash compared to J. Cole!
Webbie
A rapper who has a big dick, tells kids to stay in school and says Jesus is his nigga. He often gets very off topic when he is asked a simple question.
Interviewer: So, is your album coming out this month?
Webbie: Yeah and it gon be big! It gon be big mane! You know why! Cause I got a big dick!
Interviewer: Do you attend church?
Webbie: Mane, Jesus ma nigga! He my nigga! I love Jesus he a real nigga!
Interviewer: What do you think about education in America?
Webbie: Kids stay in school! The kids wanna be like me, they wanna be like Boosie, I say you can be whatever you wanna be, but stay in school, stay in school, stay in school!
Go pick up dat Savage Life 5 or I finna beat the fuck out ya! Boo finna shoot ya!
Interviewer: Have you met my girlfriend?
Webbie: now thaz a bad bad bitch!
Webbie: Yeah and it gon be big! It gon be big mane! You know why! Cause I got a big dick!
Interviewer: Do you attend church?
Webbie: Mane, Jesus ma nigga! He my nigga! I love Jesus he a real nigga!
Interviewer: What do you think about education in America?
Webbie: Kids stay in school! The kids wanna be like me, they wanna be like Boosie, I say you can be whatever you wanna be, but stay in school, stay in school, stay in school!
Go pick up dat Savage Life 5 or I finna beat the fuck out ya! Boo finna shoot ya!
Interviewer: Have you met my girlfriend?
Webbie: now thaz a bad bad bitch!
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