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A “Play Boy” is an older word for a “Player.” They are basically the same type of character.
Play Boys are essentially “bullshit artists” who are always trying to get laid.
A play boy usually dresses flashy, has a fancy car, jewelry, new technology and thinks he is God’s gift to women. Many women are impressed by their lying antics, fancy cars and big screen TV’s, so it is hard to feel too sorry for them as they downward spiral into a bad relationship with a play boy.
Play Boys usually hate their mothers, at least deep down, and, in turn, hate all women because of this. Women to them are to be used sexually and then thrown away when they get “clingy.” Many times, their mothers were control freaks, half-insane or slept with a wide assortment of abusive men while the “play boy in training” was growing up.
Play Boys are usually personable but have a sociopathic tendency, which makes them bad friends. In time, after they gain your trust, they will try to sleep, many-times successfully, with your wife, daughter, sister, and, sometimes, mother, if she is young enough.
Play Boys are essentially “bullshit artists” who are always trying to get laid.
A play boy usually dresses flashy, has a fancy car, jewelry, new technology and thinks he is God’s gift to women. Many women are impressed by their lying antics, fancy cars and big screen TV’s, so it is hard to feel too sorry for them as they downward spiral into a bad relationship with a play boy.
Play Boys usually hate their mothers, at least deep down, and, in turn, hate all women because of this. Women to them are to be used sexually and then thrown away when they get “clingy.” Many times, their mothers were control freaks, half-insane or slept with a wide assortment of abusive men while the “play boy in training” was growing up.
Play Boys are usually personable but have a sociopathic tendency, which makes them bad friends. In time, after they gain your trust, they will try to sleep, many-times successfully, with your wife, daughter, sister, and, sometimes, mother, if she is young enough.
by Ian De La Rosa September 20, 2013
Get the Play Boy mug.A turd is someone you hate immediately without even knowing them.
Nine out of ten times, your first impressions of them were right on.
There is an old Buddhist saying…”No matter how much you wash a turd, it will not come clean.”
This saying means that some people are beyond saving. They are turds...
Nine out of ten times, your first impressions of them were right on.
There is an old Buddhist saying…”No matter how much you wash a turd, it will not come clean.”
This saying means that some people are beyond saving. They are turds...
"That little ‘wannabe’ surfer guy with the Hawaiian shirt, khaki slacks and mussed up blond hair keeps hitting on my wife. He is one fucking Turd who is creeping me out."
by Ian De La Rosa September 20, 2013
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“Sea Hags” are found in most coastal communities in Southern California and in many other beach environments throughout the world. They usually were cursed from early age with having large breasts and developed “out of control” egos from over attention by horny boys and men. They tend to have bleached blond hair and favor green & blue eye shadow. They are mostly loud, over- dramatic, gossipy and are recovering alcoholics, coke heads, etc. They belonged to the “mean girl” crowd in high school and enjoyed making fun of geeks or the fat kids at school. One major indicator sign of a “Sea Hag” are the Christian “Born Again” bumper stickers on their cars…such as “TRUTH,” “The Chosen” etc.
They usually dress 20+ years younger than their age and from a distance might look attractive in a cheap “Barbie doll/hooker” sort of way, but up close, their shallow contempt emanates through their caked on makeup which easily betrays their age. On contact with a Sea Hag a feeling of mistrust and revulsion will come upon you due to the putrescence emanating from their lost souls.
All Sea Hags are trouble-makers and several of their favorite past-times are sleeping with married men, pitting men in fights against each other over them in bars and befriending people to later betray them for their own selfish ends.
The origin of “Sea Hag” might come from the Popeye cartoon character.
“Sea Hags” are found in most coastal communities in Southern California and in many other beach environments throughout the world. They usually were cursed from early age with having large breasts and developed “out of control” egos from over attention by horny boys and men. They tend to have bleached blond hair and favor green & blue eye shadow. They are mostly loud, over- dramatic, gossipy and are recovering alcoholics, coke heads, etc. They belonged to the “mean girl” crowd in high school and enjoyed making fun of geeks or the fat kids at school. One major indicator sign of a “Sea Hag” are the Christian “Born Again” bumper stickers on their cars…such as “TRUTH,” “The Chosen” etc.
They usually dress 20+ years younger than their age and from a distance might look attractive in a cheap “Barbie doll/hooker” sort of way, but up close, their shallow contempt emanates through their caked on makeup which easily betrays their age. On contact with a Sea Hag a feeling of mistrust and revulsion will come upon you due to the putrescence emanating from their lost souls.
All Sea Hags are trouble-makers and several of their favorite past-times are sleeping with married men, pitting men in fights against each other over them in bars and befriending people to later betray them for their own selfish ends.
The origin of “Sea Hag” might come from the Popeye cartoon character.
by Ian De La Rosa June 13, 2013
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This was a common phrase in Southern Californian surf culture in the late 1970s and early 1980s.
This was a common phrase in Southern Californian surf culture in the late 1970s and early 1980s.
by Ian De La Rosa June 17, 2013
Get the Dick Weed mug.A “ Worm Tongue” is a cunning, lying “sack of shit” Troll who for some reason is able to incredibly manipulate people to evil ends with their voices. The trance that worm tongues put their victims into is similar to a snake that hypnotizes its prey, before it eats them.
Most televangelists, used-car salesmen, politicians, hookers, drug dealers and lawyers have worm tongues and have to the power to seduce people with their voices.
The origin of the worm tongue is most-likely the character created by J.R.R. Tolkien in “The Lord of The Rings” trilogy.
Most televangelists, used-car salesmen, politicians, hookers, drug dealers and lawyers have worm tongues and have to the power to seduce people with their voices.
The origin of the worm tongue is most-likely the character created by J.R.R. Tolkien in “The Lord of The Rings” trilogy.
Len is sure one mother-fucking worm tongue. I have never seen one person create so much stink between people in such a long time.
by Ian De La Rosa July 30, 2013
Get the Worm Tongue mug.Before the Internet, there were the mythical Trolls of old who ate farmer’s goats.
After that, there were and are the semi-human versions of trolls that still exist today in all regions throughout the world.
Trolls can be divided into groups depending on where they live, such as Beach Trolls, Hill Trolls, City Trolls, Suburban Trolls, Valley Trolls and a couple other categories which take on unique characteristics depending on their surroundings.
All trolls are socially predatory creatures and when young are usually obsessed with their exterior appearances, while neglecting development of their blackening souls.
Their interior ugliness comes out as they age, and they, usually, let their outer appearances go to hell, so that they are easily recognizable. But, the young and middle-aged trolls will sometimes fool you with their charm.
All trolls are shysters and tight-fisted money grubbers who will screw you on any deal while making it out like you are the one coming out ahead. They will usually always greet you with a smile and a handshake. Sometimes, they will call you “brother” or “lady” to throw you off track.
All trolls are shit stirrers, lechers & trouble-makers. They would be the first to try and get your “significant other” in the sack, screw you out of some money or slander you.
After that, there were and are the semi-human versions of trolls that still exist today in all regions throughout the world.
Trolls can be divided into groups depending on where they live, such as Beach Trolls, Hill Trolls, City Trolls, Suburban Trolls, Valley Trolls and a couple other categories which take on unique characteristics depending on their surroundings.
All trolls are socially predatory creatures and when young are usually obsessed with their exterior appearances, while neglecting development of their blackening souls.
Their interior ugliness comes out as they age, and they, usually, let their outer appearances go to hell, so that they are easily recognizable. But, the young and middle-aged trolls will sometimes fool you with their charm.
All trolls are shysters and tight-fisted money grubbers who will screw you on any deal while making it out like you are the one coming out ahead. They will usually always greet you with a smile and a handshake. Sometimes, they will call you “brother” or “lady” to throw you off track.
All trolls are shit stirrers, lechers & trouble-makers. They would be the first to try and get your “significant other” in the sack, screw you out of some money or slander you.
by Ian De La Rosa September 19, 2013
Get the Troll mug.A “Player” is a Modern Name for a “Play Boy.”
They are basically the same Type of Character.
Players & Play Boys will Do and Say Anything to Have Sex with as Many Women as possible.
They have No Ethics or Integrity and are usually Sociopaths (they Socially Prey on people).
They make Terrible Spouses, Lovers or Friends, because they will Always Fuck You Over in the End.
+One of the greatest tragedies of a Playboy/Player is that they fail to understand One of the “Higher Truths” in life... THAT TRUTH IS THAT ‘TRUE LOVE’ IS THE BEST AND MOST SATISFYING THING IN LIFE.”
Players Reduce Sex only to a Game and Temporarily Pleasure like Eating A Fast Food Cheeseburger. To be “Ultimately” Happy in life, one must have Sex combined with Love in a loyal, One to One, existence.
By Failing to see this reality, Most Players/Playboys have Sex with one person after the other in an Endless Cycle of Pursuit, Sex, Pursuit, Sex, etc., which ENDS only in a Unsatisfying Spent Life of Loneliness and Being Despised By All They Have Betrayed.
They are basically the same Type of Character.
Players & Play Boys will Do and Say Anything to Have Sex with as Many Women as possible.
They have No Ethics or Integrity and are usually Sociopaths (they Socially Prey on people).
They make Terrible Spouses, Lovers or Friends, because they will Always Fuck You Over in the End.
+One of the greatest tragedies of a Playboy/Player is that they fail to understand One of the “Higher Truths” in life... THAT TRUTH IS THAT ‘TRUE LOVE’ IS THE BEST AND MOST SATISFYING THING IN LIFE.”
Players Reduce Sex only to a Game and Temporarily Pleasure like Eating A Fast Food Cheeseburger. To be “Ultimately” Happy in life, one must have Sex combined with Love in a loyal, One to One, existence.
By Failing to see this reality, Most Players/Playboys have Sex with one person after the other in an Endless Cycle of Pursuit, Sex, Pursuit, Sex, etc., which ENDS only in a Unsatisfying Spent Life of Loneliness and Being Despised By All They Have Betrayed.
"Watch out for your friend Frank, he will try to bed your wife, while sleeping with your sister, while trying to bed your mom and daughter.
He is one mean Player..."
He is one mean Player..."
by Ian De La Rosa November 5, 2013
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