tool kit

A super-idiot. Whereas a normal idiot is a tool, a complete idiot is the entire tool kit.

Remember that geek from university? He was a complete tool kit.

by Ian Chode August 12, 2004

plonkie

A turd.

I did a plonkie!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

tight end

1. A position in American Football.
2. A male homosexual whose anus has not been terribly stretched by the ravages of chocolate love. (See also wide receiver).

He was the best tight end I've ever seen.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

poon balloon

So effectively what we're saying here is condom.

Care for a poon balloon before you ride the hershey highway on your meat motorbike?

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

sick and wrong

A term used to mean something that should not take place, often used in an over-the-top fashion.

That is just sick and wrong!

by Ian Chode April 02, 2003

jolly

A day out from work, ostensibly on some kind of work-based mission but actually just going for a laugh.

We went to the National Gallery to do some research - that was nice little jolly!

by Ian Chode April 02, 2003

chonga

Anything that is very large.

"I've got a chonga dick." - Howard H Helmet Jnr.

by Ian Chode February 21, 2004