piles

The Grapes of Wrath.

My piles are hurting.

by Ian Chode April 08, 2003

Cock Master 5000 series

Mythical computer system, specified when the exact hardware requirements are not known. Sounds like something that IBM might produce.

It'll run OK on a Cock Master 5000 series.

by Ian Chode April 20, 2003

fiblet

A small lie.

Anyone who says they weren't scared on D-Day is telling fiblets.

by Ian Chode June 05, 2004

beak

A judge or some form of judicial process.

He's up before the beak for being a dodgy geezer.

by Ian Chode April 04, 2003

masto

Masturbation - polishing the bishop!

I am engaging in vicious masto!

by Ian Chode April 26, 2007

botter

A gentleman who arrives through the back door, a jaxi driver.

He is a botter.

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

Homosexualite

Surely this would be somebody who aligns themselves with homosexuals, or the homosexual movement (by which I mean the gay lobby, and not the thrusting of a cock up another man's toot toot).

by Ian Chode June 02, 2003