185 definitions by Ian Chode

Short form of helmet, the bell end.
Oh Mr Wolf, what a big helm you've got.
All the better to shaft you with.
by Ian Chode April 3, 2003
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There are no CDs! Oh ball-cack!
by Ian Chode October 9, 2003
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A fudge fumbler; a trouser traitor of the type that are still actively sought out and murdered in some countries, in a terrible violation of human rights.
by Ian Chode June 5, 2003
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