Ian Chode's definitions

kiddy toucher

A paedophile.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

bolas

Spanish for balls.

(Upon getting into a cold swimming pool and having the water kiss the underside of your scrotus):

Aaah, mis bolas!

by Ian Chode August 24, 2003

bunder

In the UK, this word takes the meaning of vomiting.

"I'm going to bunder on my birthday, whether my parents are there or not!" - Man in the gym yesterday.

by Ian Chode October 20, 2003

hemorrhoid hitman

A Cruiser on the chocolate freeway; Bum Jolly.

My accountant is a hemorrhoid hitman on the Hershey Highway.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

jip

Trouble.

It's giving me some jip.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

cyberdildonics

A combination of computers, dildos (or other sex toys) and electronics.

The computer controlled buttplug was a great example of cyberdildonics.

by Ian Chode March 15, 2005

wikipaedophile

A person who writes on wikipedia a lot.

He is a complete wikipaedophile.

by Ian Chode June 13, 2006