Ian Chode's definitions

CheeseGuard

This is the male foreskin.

Before she could kiss my bell end she had to pull back the CheeseGuard TM.

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

poon balloon

So effectively what we're saying here is condom.

Care for a poon balloon before you ride the hershey highway on your meat motorbike?

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

dick duvet

1. Foreskin.
2. Condom.

My wife stole the duvet, my rabbi stole my dick duvet!

by Ian Chode July 12, 2004

fiblet

A small lie.

Anyone who says they weren't scared on D-Day is telling fiblets.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2004

Helmut Lang

A long helmet.

If I was a fashion designer I'd be Helmut Lang, because I have a very long helmet.

by Ian Chode May 2, 2004

sausage

The act of having sex.

They were up all night having sausage. See Blackadder the third ("Sausage Time!")

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

george dubya

Hairy women's bits. As in bush.

She had a mean george dubya!

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004