open house

1. party: a party that whoever wants to come is allowed to. an optimistic idea, but not always a smart one.

2. ready hospitality: a situation or occasion when visitors are welcome at any time

3. school visiting day: a day on which an institution such as a school or college is open to the public for visitors to view aspects of its work and activities

4. viewing period before sale: a period of time during which a house or an apartment that is for sale is open to the public for viewing

5. house open to viewing: a house or apartment that is open to be viewed by the public before sale

"dude, mike's having an open house tonight" "oh man, so many people are gonna go"

by ian November 27, 2005

schlong

a schlong is something...something, its big, and long, and occasionally hard, normally while watching porn.
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!

The schlong was long.
I schlonged yer mom!
Eric has no schlong.
Damn, thats some schlong he's got there.
AND THE WINNING SCHLONG IS...

by Ian March 02, 2004

Chandabear

The Chandabear is a member of the softandcuddly family of panda bears... It likes poptarts as a treat on occasion.
The Chandabear loves to dance, this is what it is found doing most in the wild...
It lives way up north in Canada, inside Nova Scotia...

"I got hugged by a Chandabear today..." "Wow you're lucky!"

by Ian March 06, 2005

Coke Fiend

Someone who is addicted to cocaine.

That coke fiend just snorted 20 fat lines!

by Ian November 30, 2003

rank

to make fun of; to diss someone for no particular reason

oh, you got ranked on.

by Ian February 28, 2004

decoy

When having sex in the doggy position, withdraw and allow spit to fall across the partners' back. Thinking you have came across their back, they will turn, when you can really release. Ideally, aim for the face.

She wouldn't let me come in her face, so I pulled a decoy on her.

by Ian January 30, 2005

nintendocore

Basically, hardcore/metalcore music with synths/keyboards, typically lighthearted.

Horse The Band = teh sex0rz

by Ian March 07, 2005